McCain's Maverick Pick For SEC Boss Actually Caused Entire Financial Crisis

John McCain pissed off about a million Republican businessmen (and especially George Will) when he angrily pretended to fire Securities & Exchange Commission chairman Christopher Cox. Then the maverick idiot announced he wanted New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo -- a famous Democrat who was even married to a Kennedy, once -- to take over the SEC. Obviously, Cuomo directly caused the entire American economic collapse: "Andrew Cuomo, the youngest Housing and Urban Development secretary in history, made a series of decisions between 1997 and 2001 that gave birth to the country's current crisis." [ Village Voice ]