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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Nope. Peach pie, Haagen Dasz, rib eye, shortbead cookies and many other things come in way before donuts even KKs

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Rich women ha! Fifteen years on Key Biscayne. As a poor male peon I'd get out my Air Force parka when the temp hit 59

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Winter Sport Muck Boots or GTFO

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Pluto Animus's avatar

There are few Republicans I despise more than Collins.

The other Senate Republicans have the integrity to stand for something, even if that something happens to be pure evil.

Collins, on the other hand, is just a wishy-washy patsy, claiming a moderate stance but always crumbling to group fascism.

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phoenix00's avatar

Compared to your average Fox News viewer, on the other hand.....

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phoenix00's avatar

"Republican". Covers that and a whole lot more.

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Querolous's avatar

#7 should be #1.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

It should be, but then there are those days when it wasn't snowing when you got to work at 8 am, and the forecasters said "We might get 4-5 inches today" ... but there was 16" when you left at 5 pm. I hated those days...especially the time when all the executives and managers left at 2 pm and made all us peons stay there until 5 pm. I put up with that shit once...the next time I took vacation and left early.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

You truly are in touch with the Good Ole Southern vibe. I agree, don't let your fingers get anywhere near Mitch, or he'll bite them suckers right off!

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NorthernSaber's avatar

Have had to sit through two of her graduation speeches... Yep...

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

She's an old hand at diddling constituents. She and McConnell speak the same language

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Barnabus libel!!

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fuflans's avatar

PM me. i can help figure out your options. doc can reach me.

this year is FANTASTIC in cook if you get tax credits. if you don't, you're fucked.

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fuflans's avatar

wait explain what's going on. this is my day job.

where are you and what's happening?

doc can get you to me if you don't want to respond here.

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The Librarian's avatar

Maybe they can hire the expert that said Roy Moore's signature was a forgery.

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willi0000000's avatar

wax on . . . whacks off.

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