"Come now, be reasonable." On the Fateful November Tuesday That Shall Not Be Named (the one in 2014, not 2010), Calgary's own Ted Cruz sat down with Wolf Blitzer and was asked if he'd support Mitch McConnell as the next Senate majority leader. Cruz declined to say
I have taken the full measure of both Cruz and McConnell- they're both dicks
Mitch: "1.24 inches.... I win!" Cruz: "This time Mitch..... and the last time."
Those two need to just get a room already.
I don't know, Newt's been around a long, long time.
McConnell will be a better tactician than I thought, if he can find a method of Cruz control.
What a coincidence. The "most universally hated person in Congress" represents the most universally hated state in the Union.
Naw, just remote measuring equipment
Put 'em back in your pants, gentlemen.
This is unfair to turtle dicks.
JERRY, TELL THEM ABOUT SHRINKAGE!
what's the exchange rate for Canadian inches?
Oh hello- centimetres!