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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I have taken the full measure of both Cruz and McConnell- they're both dicks

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mitch: "1.24 inches.... I win!" Cruz: "This time Mitch..... and the last time."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Those two need to just get a room already.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't know, Newt's been around a long, long time.

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PubOption's avatar

McConnell will be a better tactician than I thought, if he can find a method of Cruz control.

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schmannity's avatar

What a coincidence. The "most universally hated person in Congress" represents the most universally hated state in the Union.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Naw, just remote measuring equipment

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Put 'em back in your pants, gentlemen.

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schmannity's avatar

This is unfair to turtle dicks.

JERRY, TELL THEM ABOUT SHRINKAGE!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what's the exchange rate for Canadian inches?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh hello- centimetres!

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