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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I have taken the full measure of both Cruz and McConnell- they're both dicks

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mitch: "1.24 inches.... I win!" Cruz: "This time Mitch..... and the last time."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Those two need to just get a room already.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't know, Newt's been around a long, long time.

PubOption's avatar

McConnell will be a better tactician than I thought, if he can find a method of Cruz control.

schmannity's avatar

What a coincidence. The "most universally hated person in Congress" represents the most universally hated state in the Union.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Naw, just remote measuring equipment

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Put 'em back in your pants, gentlemen.

schmannity's avatar

This is unfair to turtle dicks.

JERRY, TELL THEM ABOUT SHRINKAGE!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what's the exchange rate for Canadian inches?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh hello- centimetres!