Remember that time the old lady spilled McDonald's insanely hot coffee in her lap and was awarded a multi-million dollar judgment? Then everyone freaked the hell out because who cares if the coffee was as hot as a thousand suns and she needed a bunch of skin grafts? Coffee is supposed to be hot and good Americans don't sue McDonald's. Then everyone got into Smashing Pumpkins and tort reform. Meanwhile, the poor woman settled on appeal for much less than millions.