Good news, hamburglars! Industrial cow-parts processor "McDonaldland Corporation" will hire 50,000 of the nation's 24,300,000 million officially unemployed, "involuntary part-time" and "discouraged" workers. Just show up at your local McDonald's (or the other one, at the next offramp) on April 19 and you may be one of the lucky .002% of unwanted American laborers to get a job assembling McGriddles at 5 a.m. until robots take over all fast food jobs in 2014. Winning the Future!
Working at a place that regularly gives its customers the shits!
Koo koo ka-choo
You know, if we cut the minimum wage in half McDonalds could hire 100,000!
Anonymous!!!!!