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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Bumper sticker for the VA Republicans to hand out to their owners: "Virginia is for Donors"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It takes a lot of money to look this trashy. ~ Steve Tyler

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Size 10 -- normal looking woman, if a bit on the thin side. Size 0 -- invisible when turned sideways.

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The <i>Richmond Times Dispatch</i> has a <a href="http:\/\/www.timesdispatch.com\/business\/tobacco-industry\/star-scientific-ceo-has-a-long-history-of-salesmanship\/article_0619cc78-b591-550b-b2f3-2f816e723f77.html" target="_blank">quick profile</a> of the colorful career of our new favorite snake oil salesman. It's an interesting read.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Coming soon to a US Marshall's Auction near you, lots of Louis Vuitton stuff, apparently.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

These people are icky.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ug, that's for sure! That bimbo grifter is classless, inside and out.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Is it a crime to want nice things? Maureen McDonnell is just an entrepreneuse. And she is a former cheerleader for the Washington Fucking Redskins. Show some respect.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

In the mother-of-the-bride picture it looks like Jesus is preparing to rip his own heart out.

Blessed are the grifters, for theirs shall be the kingdom of Bergdorf Goodman.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Needs moar Virginia Secretary of Health and Human Resources William Hazel, M.D.

Highlights of his testimony:

-"I wouldn't even put that stuff in my mouth." (Meanwhile Jonnie and Bob eat fistfuls of it at events)

-didn't disclose free sample of anatabloc because "I never thought they had any value"

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PubOption's avatar

A cancer on the body politic, indeed.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You're friends with Weird Al?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"They say that money corrupts you But I can't really tell I got the whole world at my feet And I think it's pretty swell"

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Bob McDonnell's bought the farm, E-I-E-I-Ohhhhhh .........

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Wait - "Mrs. McDonnell had the hots for Jonnie" is the <i>defense??</i>

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You forgot how quitting your job in the legislature, and thereby handing control of the whole show to the Republicans, in exchange for getting your daughter confirmed as a judge by Republican hold-outs, and oh, by the way, also a GOP-created job with a six-figure salary to retire to, is perfectly OK also.

Theyr'e not calling Virginia a "Banana Dominion" for nothing.

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