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Bumper sticker for the VA Republicans to hand out to their owners: "Virginia is for Donors"

Lefty Mark's avatar

It takes a lot of money to look this trashy. ~ Steve Tyler

Lefty Mark's avatar

Size 10 -- normal looking woman, if a bit on the thin side. Size 0 -- invisible when turned sideways.

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The <i>Richmond Times Dispatch</i> has a <a href="http:\/\/www.timesdispatch.com\/business\/tobacco-industry\/star-scientific-ceo-has-a-long-history-of-salesmanship\/article_0619cc78-b591-550b-b2f3-2f816e723f77.html" target="_blank">quick profile</a> of the colorful career of our new favorite snake oil salesman. It's an interesting read.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Coming soon to a US Marshall's Auction near you, lots of Louis Vuitton stuff, apparently.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ug, that's for sure! That bimbo grifter is classless, inside and out.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Is it a crime to want nice things? Maureen McDonnell is just an entrepreneuse. And she is a former cheerleader for the Washington Fucking Redskins. Show some respect.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

In the mother-of-the-bride picture it looks like Jesus is preparing to rip his own heart out.

Blessed are the grifters, for theirs shall be the kingdom of Bergdorf Goodman.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Needs moar Virginia Secretary of Health and Human Resources William Hazel, M.D.

Highlights of his testimony:

-"I wouldn't even put that stuff in my mouth." (Meanwhile Jonnie and Bob eat fistfuls of it at events)

-didn't disclose free sample of anatabloc because "I never thought they had any value"

PubOption's avatar

A cancer on the body politic, indeed.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You're friends with Weird Al?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"They say that money corrupts you But I can't really tell I got the whole world at my feet And I think it's pretty swell"

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Bob McDonnell's bought the farm, E-I-E-I-Ohhhhhh .........

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Wait - "Mrs. McDonnell had the hots for Jonnie" is the <i>defense??</i>

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You forgot how quitting your job in the legislature, and thereby handing control of the whole show to the Republicans, in exchange for getting your daughter confirmed as a judge by Republican hold-outs, and oh, by the way, also a GOP-created job with a six-figure salary to retire to, is perfectly OK also.

Theyr'e not calling Virginia a "Banana Dominion" for nothing.