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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Reminds me of when Halliburton needed some help so Bush/Cheney threw a few trillion dollars in their direction.

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My guess is an earthquake is the only way she'd ever feel the earth move.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hey, remember back when Bob was openly campaigning for the second spot on the 2012 Republican ticket? Hahahaha...good times.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Wish I could say,well look here some mother fucker I dont even know gave me a rolex,and my wife didnt know him either but he gave her some dick

Lefty Mark's avatar

Amphetamine and methamphetamine are two different compounds. One is safe (when used as prescribed) and the other is a neurotoxin.

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Judge Reinhold may tear them apart, but Mike Judge will put them in a movie.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The ladies drank sherry in the drawing room.