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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Reminds me of when Halliburton needed some help so Bush/Cheney threw a few trillion dollars in their direction.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My guess is an earthquake is the only way she'd ever feel the earth move.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hey, remember back when Bob was openly campaigning for the second spot on the 2012 Republican ticket? Hahahaha...good times.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Wish I could say,well look here some mother fucker I dont even know gave me a rolex,and my wife didnt know him either but he gave her some dick

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Carole King, also too

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Amphetamine and methamphetamine are two different compounds. One is safe (when used as prescribed) and the other is a neurotoxin.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Judge Reinhold may tear them apart, but Mike Judge will put them in a movie.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The ladies drank sherry in the drawing room.

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