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It was literally one of the first lies he came out with when he started at the White House. He said he won by 3 to 5 million votes. The bottom bound was just enough to edge out Clinton's popular vote total. And didn't he freak out when he heard he lost California? Like they were supposed to go for him because he was an "entertainer"? Same thing when he asked the Georgia Secretary of State to find "11,780 votes" (Biden won by 11,779 votes). Just one more vote to tip the state over to him for their Electoral college votes. He's so lazy he couldn't even say a round total number like 12,000. He just wanted that measly one extra vote.

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Grain elevator of salt

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You could

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Easy money though: "Do we have an ethic to check on today? No? Going fishin'!"

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That brave woman brought the F-ing receipts today!

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Joe Kennedy came up with a lot of ad money for JFK in the West Virginia primary. Bobby asked him for more, and he said "I'm not paying for a landslide!"

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Somebody should've asked her if she'd vote for trump in 2024; then we could decide about her.

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Passantino is a Trumpworld stalwart, who was White House ethics chief and later Trump's personal lawyer."Ethics chief"?????https://media.tenor.com/ima...

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The kissybots are back in town.

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Cassidy was AWESOME! She not only brought "The Goods" but others should now be willing to step forward with more details about Mongo's crimes.

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Ha. Seems like an easy job.

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Those long, long CVS receipts that one can use to TP the neighborhood trees.

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Ewwwwwww.

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It would take the entirely of a live to wash the Cruz stank off completely.

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I absolutely love Judy's facial expressions at (in) times like these!

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Also the long ass Rite Aid receipts that stick to the bottom of your shoe.

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