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He sure ran away quickly. Loser!

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In many cases, the answer is "no". That's what you get when you had no real sex-ed, and never tried to learn on your own.

Hopefully, since medically accurate sex-ed is now being required (and the requirement is being enforced!), the number of people who know they are lying will increase (but they'll still lie, because "Jesus"), as will the number of people who will recognize that they are being lied to.

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Bonus points for the Gamergate reference!

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"(or War of Treason as it's called in the South)"

That should be what it's called in the South, and in the North, but I've never heard it referred to as thus. Especially not in the South.

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As someone who had a friend who is a full-on mark for "pro-life" ideology, I got more exposure to it than I would have ever liked. They genuinely do seem to think that Planned Parenthood is some kind of predatory business that makes millions off aborting fetuses. This idea seems to justify both lying (hey, Planned Parenthood does it too when they pressure the poor gullible women into aborting their babbehs!!!!!11!!!) and solves the conundrum of, if abortion really is murder, why punish only the doctors and not the women (they were tricked/conned/forced into it!!!!11!!!).

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Then why did God mandate it for women who commit adultery?

Numbers 5:19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse:20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the LORD, and offer it upon the altar:26 And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water.27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.28 And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.29 This is the law of jealousies, when a wife goeth aside to another instead of her husband, and is defiled;30 Or when the spirit of jealousy cometh upon him, and he be jealous over his wife, and shall set the woman before the LORD, and the priest shall execute upon her all this law.http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Numbers-Chapter-5/

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So what would be an impure form of terrorism?

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Okay, I'll feed the troll. Obligatory Betty Bowers on abortion.

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So what other "sin" businesses can these guys bait and switch?

Vending machines that sell condoms with holes poked in them? Marijuana dispensaries that sell only oregano? Gay bars that aren't fabulous?

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I read his post. They just did.

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quite, quite, it is the war of northern aggression, even though a: the south opened fired on fort sumptner thereby inviting the feds to get a little ticked, them firing on their soldiers and all and b: secede because of a temper tantrum of who was president.details, details

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It gets in the way of their agenda.

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Hrm. Home grown fundy terrorists lie to put fear and hate into the minds of scared, vulnerable people. God, look, Jen here. Everyone keeps talking about the rapture. Would you mind please stepping up that time schedule and relieve the world of thine idiots? They REALLY want to go, promise!Thanks man, appreciate it.

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Gosh, I wish I had that problem....someone's always telling Toomush that he's full of shit...

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Doin' it by the numbers, oh, yeah!....

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Felony Liar alert! Felony Liar alert! Fake women healthcare facilities are fronts for religious bigots!

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