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mrpuma2u's avatar

Sen. Cotton whining like a butt-hurt bee-otch about them stealing his paper and therefore 1st amendment rights in 3,2,1...

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memzilla Ω's avatar

He looks so thin! Won't somebody think of the uneaten lightly-salted poison rat dicks?

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Hoorays for the blingee pick, also, too.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's time Tommy Cotton Fail continued the proud US Amercian letter writing tradition as espoused by Aldrich Ames, John Walker Jr, Robert Hanssen and Benedict Arnold.

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John Hollingsworth's avatar

You know, I don't think anyone epitomizes the term 'douche-canoe' more than Tom Cotton

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

we appreciate the sentiment of imprisoning the Cheneys

Your lips to doG's ears.

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schmannity's avatar

More white man oppression. If a white man is oppressed, can any of us call ourselves free?

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whatwhomever's avatar

I've quickly developed a Pavlovian response to seeing this guy's picture. Every time I see it, I get all face-punchy.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Alas, Stabenow's proposal is so tame. Somebody like Tip O'Neill or the late career Sam Ervin would have proposed an amendment that the stationery used by Cotten et al. be embossed below the author's name with "Self-Righteous Traitorous Prick."

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

God forbid Cotton would have to pry his own wallet open and pay for something himself.

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chicken thief's avatar

World B Free can... jes sayin'...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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chicken thief's avatar

Can a person that thin even be an American? Where's his birf certifuhkut?

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chicken thief's avatar

You suggesting him and Aaron have some things in common?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

I have come to the conclusion that Ted Cruz is a Lovecraftian abomination from deep in the bowels of the earth, which is why looking upon his face causes disgust, madness and rage.

This guy is just a smirking jack ass.

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dslindc's avatar

Will he have to buy his own Trapper Keeper now too?

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Ruhe's avatar

Ted Cthuluz?

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