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Sen. Cotton whining like a butt-hurt bee-otch about them stealing his paper and therefore 1st amendment rights in 3,2,1...

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He looks so thin! Won't somebody think of the uneaten lightly-salted poison rat dicks?

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Hoorays for the blingee pick, also, too.

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It's time Tommy Cotton Fail continued the proud US Amercian letter writing tradition as espoused by Aldrich Ames, John Walker Jr, Robert Hanssen and Benedict Arnold.

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You know, I don't think anyone epitomizes the term 'douche-canoe' more than Tom Cotton

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we appreciate the sentiment of imprisoning the Cheneys

Your lips to doG's ears.

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More white man oppression. If a white man is oppressed, can any of us call ourselves free?

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I've quickly developed a Pavlovian response to seeing this guy's picture. Every time I see it, I get all face-punchy.

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Alas, Stabenow's proposal is so tame. Somebody like Tip O'Neill or the late career Sam Ervin would have proposed an amendment that the stationery used by Cotten et al. be embossed below the author's name with "Self-Righteous Traitorous Prick."

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God forbid Cotton would have to pry his own wallet open and pay for something himself.

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World B Free can... jes sayin'...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Can a person that thin even be an American? Where's his birf certifuhkut?

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You suggesting him and Aaron have some things in common?

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I have come to the conclusion that Ted Cruz is a Lovecraftian abomination from deep in the bowels of the earth, which is why looking upon his face causes disgust, madness and rage.

This guy is just a smirking jack ass.

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Will he have to buy his own Trapper Keeper now too?

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Ted Cthuluz?

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