I've said it before, but imagine going to a job interview where you openly state your hatred for the company you're applying to, describe in detail how you'll dismantle it from the inside, and then demand you be given an executive position in said company.
In any other profession, you'd be justifiably tazed and thrown in a dumpster by security.
Which of course would surprise no-one...
Andy? Sweetie? If you're in the position of being ABLE to dump half a million gallons of pig shit in one go, you are NOT an 'American Small Farmer.'
That'll do, pig. That'll doo doo.
Oh, but these are Exceptional American Black Vultures.
Those aren't rotting carcasses creating a disgusting health hazard. It's just; ♩ ♪ ♫ The circle of liiiiife!!
There are no true buzzards in North America... those are vultures.
also too: "ignoring regulations good, regulations bad"
"Shit all over our neighbor's lawns?! That's a baldfaced lie!"*
--Republicans
*We actually shit in their trees
Or, in the case of deficits and/or tax cuts: you break it, and then blame the Democrats as tax-raisers.
READY YOUR PIGSHIT CANNONS!! (Sean Hannity)
"He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?""That's the truth."
Buzzards don't dig up carcasses. They, like other carrion-eaters, go through the anus when a large animal carcase presents itself.
Holt better look out.
Aren't you forgetting Dick Cheney?
I've said it before, but imagine going to a job interview where you openly state your hatred for the company you're applying to, describe in detail how you'll dismantle it from the inside, and then demand you be given an executive position in said company.
In any other profession, you'd be justifiably tazed and thrown in a dumpster by security.
So that's my problem!
It feels like we're reaching a point where jokes and idioms are becoming fact. Life is strange at the corner of Satire and Reality.
Getting flying lessons from the Buzzards.