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"This worked so well the first time, let's try it again" - Purdue pharma

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'Son, in this-here place yer only allowed to get high on JAY-SUS!'

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It can do a lot more than turn one blue. Heavy metal poisoning is a very serious condition. Humans are not good at filtering metals and then tend to accumulate in things like your organs. Ingesting ANY metal is stupid.

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I can't believe someone down voted that. It's the funniest thing I've seen today.

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To die in battle, one must first enter a battle. And no, it doesn't matter.

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You can see who downvotes, just hover the cursor over the downvote.

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I have no doubt that this data, which had to be very costly to maintain, was kept buried by pressure from the drug companies.

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I make every effort to be...gracious, wise non-commentor.

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Vile fucking racist morans, those.

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Well, personally, I'm sick of winning, as Trump predicted, so maybe there's a point to being blue.*stares gloomily into coffee*

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And a surprising number of them are black. There are a LOT of "Moorish-Americans" claiming immunity from laws now, apparently.

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Their political philosophy has become unmoored from reality.

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well, poor old tammy faye--as I recall, she wound up being pretty advanced on LGTB issues. perhaps the downvote, then?

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Indeed, you can end up like this: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"I smell dead people."

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