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Because people were lining up for hours to buy gas.

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"I think that they are going to change their position because the evidence..."

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Good one, Jimmy!

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Wait, are you talking about Muslim fundamentalism, or Southern Baptist fundamentalism, or Ayn Rand fundamentalism?

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<a href="http:\/\/blogs.ajc.com\/mike-luckovich\/files\/2012\/04\/mike042512.jpg" target="_blank">Mike Luckovich won the internets with this one.</a>

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Jennie Craig?

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Johnny Cash?

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He will be viciously attacked by conservatives and rabbits.

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June Cleaver?

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J Crew?

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Jacob's Creek?

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It's more likely that evidence will cause someone in Congress to <strike>change</strike> lose his position.

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<strike>Change</strike> loss we can believe in!

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and the next step; let's bomb the hell out of Butan! Cause China is causing global warming.

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They know they'll be dead before it gets bad. Ergo, fuck everybody else on the planet.

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Now that you mention it, so was my gas tank. Ahh, memories. Good times then, good times...

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