Former President and solar water heater aficionado Jimmy Carter went to Aspen, Colorado, this week to accept a lifetime achievement award at the "American Renewable Energy Day summit." (If he flew there in an airplane, be sure to call him a hypocrite.) There he said people who deny global warming are "nutcases," prompting howls of outrage on the Right, we figure -- they're always howling and outraged, after all.
<a href="http:\/\/blogs.ajc.com\/mike-luckovich\/files\/2012\/04\/mike042512.jpg" target="_blank">Mike Luckovich won the internets with this one.</a>
Because people were lining up for hours to buy gas.
&quot;I think that they are going to change their position because the evidence...&quot;
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Good one, Jimmy!
Wait, are you talking about Muslim fundamentalism, or Southern Baptist fundamentalism, or Ayn Rand fundamentalism?
<a href="http:\/\/blogs.ajc.com\/mike-luckovich\/files\/2012\/04\/mike042512.jpg" target="_blank">Mike Luckovich won the internets with this one.</a>
Jennie Craig?
Johnny Cash?
He will be viciously attacked by conservatives and rabbits.
June Cleaver?
J Crew?
Jacob&#039;s Creek?
It&#039;s more likely that evidence will cause someone in Congress to <strike>change</strike> lose his position.
<strike>Change</strike> loss we can believe in!
That&#039;s Tina Turner doing the backup, btw.
and the next step; let&#039;s bomb the hell out of Butan! Cause China is causing global warming.
They know they&#039;ll be dead before it gets bad. Ergo, fuck everybody else on the planet.
Now that you mention it, so was my gas tank. Ahh, memories. Good times then, good times...