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I'm sorry I thought you said Teaparty Held Religious Beliefs for a moment there.

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The Black Knight knew what end was pointy, he just couldn't hold the sword for very long.

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Prollly reduced the recidivism rate.

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Not even with someone else's tongue.

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They just blaze away.

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Should done all their filings in ALLLCAPZ!!1!

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They cut off the bottom of the sign where it says "the price for our ignorance".

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some people just need a day's taste of jail menu to get they minds right, knowhatimean?

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Keep it up wingnuts. The next step is a suit demanding national civil rights protection because some states have created de jure discrimination against gay people. Gays become a protected class and that's the ballgame.

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Not a soul in Kansas refused to starve the poor...

Christians indeed.

*(Give me a fucking break.)

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Where are those bumper stickers? I need one

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Wait, county clerks take an oath? WTF.

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if they ♥ paul, should they not be ♠ ?

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I understand that the Americans with Disabilities Act may cover Jesus believers who apparently have a mental deficiency that prevents them from recognizing democracy.

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I throw in "in extremis" when I make a Craigslist personal ad.

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