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...good thing I'm a Vampire Attorney!

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...ouch!

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Seriously? Prof at Liberty? Science not allowed! Only insecure scary sky fairy nonsense for non-critical thinking - oh wait! They don't / can't / won't think ever about anything ... Now do what imaginary blowhard in the clouds tells you to do.

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Harris was a Sec. Of State, but point taken.

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I think suspending Kline is appropriate, if you mean by his balls from an overpass.

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<em>Former Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline has had his law license indefinitely suspended by the Kansas Supreme Court over allegations of ethical misconduct during his investigation of abortion providers.</em>

...wait a second, you need a license to practice law in Kansas?!

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...and a job offer from FOX and/or the "Heritage Foundation" in <strong> 5, 4, 3, 2....</strong>

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Remember how the Kansas voters didnt re-elect him as AG, but then he got magically appointed to another office within minutes, but then lost election to a full term in that office? Good times.

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He is now a "professor" at Liberty "University."

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Ashcroft didn't affect your opinion of the office?

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Tiller wasn't murdered by Jesus! He was whacked, greased, rubbed out, eliminated, got rid of, eighty-sixed, sold a farm, fitted for a lead-lined cheap pine overcoat by Jesus' faithful servants The Rescuers Down Flyover.

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Oh come on . . . it had been <i>years</i> since he was a fetus.

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Don't forget Charles Sebesta, the Texas charmer who <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/531937\/nice-time-falsely-convicted-man-uses-settlement-for-scholarship-to-make-more-bleeding-heart-defense-lawyers" target="_blank">put Anthony Graves on death row</a>, knowing full well that he was innocent.

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