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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...good thing I'm a Vampire Attorney!

SpideySenser's avatar

Seriously? Prof at Liberty? Science not allowed! Only insecure scary sky fairy nonsense for non-critical thinking - oh wait! They don't / can't / won't think ever about anything ... Now do what imaginary blowhard in the clouds tells you to do.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Harris was a Sec. Of State, but point taken.

Painter of Goats's avatar

I think suspending Kline is appropriate, if you mean by his balls from an overpass.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>Former Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline has had his law license indefinitely suspended by the Kansas Supreme Court over allegations of ethical misconduct during his investigation of abortion providers.</em>

...wait a second, you need a license to practice law in Kansas?!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...and a job offer from FOX and/or the "Heritage Foundation" in <strong> 5, 4, 3, 2....</strong>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Remember how the Kansas voters didnt re-elect him as AG, but then he got magically appointed to another office within minutes, but then lost election to a full term in that office? Good times.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He is now a "professor" at Liberty "University."

PubOption's avatar

Ashcroft didn't affect your opinion of the office?

Jared James's avatar

Tiller wasn't murdered by Jesus! He was whacked, greased, rubbed out, eliminated, got rid of, eighty-sixed, sold a farm, fitted for a lead-lined cheap pine overcoat by Jesus' faithful servants The Rescuers Down Flyover.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh come on . . . it had been <i>years</i> since he was a fetus.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't forget Charles Sebesta, the Texas charmer who <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/531937\/nice-time-falsely-convicted-man-uses-settlement-for-scholarship-to-make-more-bleeding-heart-defense-lawyers" target="_blank">put Anthony Graves on death row</a>, knowing full well that he was innocent.