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Yes . . . master . . .

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Crime doesn't pay unless its organized.

FIFY

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I wonder if Ethics Jail is next to Space Jail.

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Considering he has a habit of signing things without reading. I think Samantha Bee was right, he is illierate. It explains a lot

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Dude. All you do is Wonkette all day. Of course you were sitting in from of a computer. Do you ever sleep?

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Elt and John too

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I'm seeing the sitcom as a cross between Cheers and Red Dwarf.

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That's just bloodstains - they certainly used to match!

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I'm OK with a dickish move in this case. Maybe more than OK.

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Um, hello? Dragons!

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Elizabeth Montgomery libelz!!!!

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"You're scheduled to interview this person.""Wait - on a Friday? No, please, anything than that.""OK, we'll reschedule."

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Yeah, but you try telling that to kids nowadays and they'd never believe you.

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Can a lawyer really be sanctioned for lying about something outside of a legal proceeding? Because if so, I don't know how any politicians can have law licenses.

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I know, that's the only downside to my plan:-(

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