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Doug Langley's avatar

Yes . . . master . . .

Content unavailable's avatar

Crime doesn't pay unless its organized.

FIFY

Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

I wonder if Ethics Jail is next to Space Jail.

Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Considering he has a habit of signing things without reading. I think Samantha Bee was right, he is illierate. It explains a lot

Content unavailable's avatar

Dude. All you do is Wonkette all day. Of course you were sitting in from of a computer. Do you ever sleep?

Historicat's avatar

I'm seeing the sitcom as a cross between Cheers and Red Dwarf.

Historicat's avatar

That's just bloodstains - they certainly used to match!

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I'm OK with a dickish move in this case. Maybe more than OK.

Doug Langley's avatar

Elizabeth Montgomery libelz!!!!

Historicat's avatar

"You're scheduled to interview this person.""Wait - on a Friday? No, please, anything than that.""OK, we'll reschedule."

Doug Langley's avatar

Yeah, but you try telling that to kids nowadays and they'd never believe you.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Can a lawyer really be sanctioned for lying about something outside of a legal proceeding? Because if so, I don't know how any politicians can have law licenses.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

I know, that's the only downside to my plan:-(