Oh, see how the liberal New York Times is mistreating and suppressing Ted Cruz!
It's not? *sighs* Well, that's $300 I won't see again. Oh, well, the ratties need fresh bedding anyway.
So he's finally polling at double-digit numbers?
Of course not. There should be some sort of hazardous waste disposal site near you. They're equipped to handle anything Cruz-related.
So your reply is a freebie?
The theory being that no-one would ever actually take it off the shelf and open it?
What a horrible reason to murder trees.
Full of stock photos.
Clearly those meddling kids were elsewhere.
You do your best jokes when you're just winging it.
'All derp and no gay makes Ted something something.'
Yes. Chinese ones containing lead.
Last seen in Coutts, Alberta, where Border Services deemed him inadmissible to Canada.
An audition...
So it passed the sell test, but it didn't pass the smell test.
The list only includes declared candidates. Scottie needs to get on the stick.
Do check out the comments there. Hysterical.
It's not? *sighs* Well, that's $300 I won't see again. Oh, well, the ratties need fresh bedding anyway.
So he's finally polling at double-digit numbers?
Of course not. There should be some sort of hazardous waste disposal site near you. They're equipped to handle anything Cruz-related.
So your reply is a freebie?
The theory being that no-one would ever actually take it off the shelf and open it?
What a horrible reason to murder trees.
Full of stock photos.
Clearly those meddling kids were elsewhere.
You do your best jokes when you're just winging it.
'All derp and no gay makes Ted something something.'
Yes. Chinese ones containing lead.
Last seen in Coutts, Alberta, where Border Services deemed him inadmissible to Canada.
An audition...
So it passed the sell test, but it didn't pass the smell test.
The list only includes declared candidates. Scottie needs to get on the stick.
Do check out the comments there. Hysterical.