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It's not? *sighs* Well, that's $300 I won't see again. Oh, well, the ratties need fresh bedding anyway.

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So he's finally polling at double-digit numbers?

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Of course not. There should be some sort of hazardous waste disposal site near you. They're equipped to handle anything Cruz-related.

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So your reply is a freebie?

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The theory being that no-one would ever actually take it off the shelf and open it?

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What a horrible reason to murder trees.

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Full of stock photos.

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Clearly those meddling kids were elsewhere.

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You do your best jokes when you're just winging it.

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'All derp and no gay makes Ted something something.'

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Yes. Chinese ones containing lead.

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Last seen in Coutts, Alberta, where Border Services deemed him inadmissible to Canada.

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So it passed the sell test, but it didn't pass the smell test.

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The list only includes declared candidates. Scottie needs to get on the stick.

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Do check out the comments there. Hysterical.

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