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cessnadriver's avatar

Is that a quote from Ted Stevens?

cessnadriver's avatar

We Too Low agrees. So does Capt. Ho Lee Fuk.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

They should make a movie out of this: The President Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Denali, played by Gloria Swanson:

"I am big. It's the permafrost that got small."

Wee Mousie's avatar

Ah, but that was on Rhondda Cynon Taff. The only thing offered on Mynydd Graig Goch is being rogered by three horny Welshmen.

QHarp's avatar

All this talk about science-this and science-that and how it's great for science and they didn't announce the height in meters? It was right there! That's weak. WEAK TROLLING, OBAMA. I expect better from you-- the party expects better from you-- next time.

Rick Wagner's avatar

I still think of that movie as "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Down On A Welshwoman".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Transmission from the future: "Tonight on Tweet-CounterTweet: Did Bristol getting dragged by her feet across the debate stage by Kanye West help her candidacy, or hurt it?"

Doloras Funkette's avatar

You'll be safe if you're not a sheep.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

It's ironic that if Columbus hadn't been very bad at math and geography - especially given that everyone else at the time had the size of the earth roughly correct - Turtle Island might have been left in peace by the palefaces.

Grokenstein's avatar

Don't forget spreading Ebola and gaymarriage!