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Is that a quote from Ted Stevens?

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We Too Low agrees. So does Capt. Ho Lee Fuk.

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They should make a movie out of this: The President Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Denali, played by Gloria Swanson:

"I am big. It's the permafrost that got small."

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Obummer Shave

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Ah, but that was on Rhondda Cynon Taff. The only thing offered on Mynydd Graig Goch is being rogered by three horny Welshmen.

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All this talk about science-this and science-that and how it's great for science and they didn't announce the height in meters? It was right there! That's weak. WEAK TROLLING, OBAMA. I expect better from you-- the party expects better from you-- next time.

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The Latest Obama's Katrina.

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Too soon?

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Shift happens.

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I still think of that movie as "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Down On A Welshwoman".

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With his belly.

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Transmission from the future: "Tonight on Tweet-CounterTweet: Did Bristol getting dragged by her feet across the debate stage by Kanye West help her candidacy, or hurt it?"

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You'll be safe if you're not a sheep.

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It's ironic that if Columbus hadn't been very bad at math and geography - especially given that everyone else at the time had the size of the earth roughly correct - Turtle Island might have been left in peace by the palefaces.

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Don't forget spreading Ebola and gaymarriage!

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