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She cried because Lee Atwater's ghost was there, jabbing her in the ass.

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Reportedly, she drank while pregnant with The Decider. This would explain a great deal.

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HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT BARBARA BUSH IS RACIST??!?!ONe!!1!

Why, I have it on good authority that one of her fetus-in-a-jar™ fetuses is black.

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PRUNE LIBEL!

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Also: Why is anyone surprised that she cried during the movie? Watching all those southern good ol' boys losing their rights to lord it over those uppity blahs would move anyone to tears.

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I'm sure the film is inspiring on many levels, but the Repubican wing-o-sphere already hates it because ... um ... um ... Jane Fonda plays Nancy Reagan. Sure, why not?

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