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artem1s's avatar

Hooray for Mr. and Mrs. Captain Ron!

Obviously another marriage ruined by teh gays cramming their toaster ovens down our throats. If he was a manly-skygod-not thug-man he would have at least 3 or 4 Mrs. Captain Ron anniversaries to forget.

PubOption's avatar

Is SMOTI anywhere near St. Louis?

Ennui There Yet's avatar

This is known as paying it backward. <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0103924\/" target="_blank">Captain Ron</a> hilariously saved Martin Short's marriage about 20 years ago.

PubOption's avatar

William Tecumseh Sherman?

PubOption's avatar

Does she find red china to be menacing?

bobbert's avatar

Doesn't he live in or near St Louis?