In that case, the Republican campaign is probably going to boil down to a dog-whistle contest of who can slip in the nastiest innuendo without saying it. You know, same as usual.
Well I can't believe that the GOP won't demand an end to gay marriage. Maybe a constitutional amendment to do along with term limits for congress, balanced budget, ban flag burning, allow prayer in schools, ban abortion, repeal direct election of senators, repeal birthright citizenship...you know, for people who claim to love America they sure want to tear up the Constitution a lot.
How can schools possibly teach that our "lifestyle" is unhealthy when they are prohibited, by law in many jurisdictions, from teaching about actual sex in sex ed?
I told you, but you wouldn't listen. Now even the Republicans are discriminatin' and oppressin' us real Murcans. We can't even bash those Loggin' in the Cabin Republicans at the convention now. How am I supposed to go forward and live my life as a God fearin', lovin' everyone like Jeebus told me to Murcan if I can't shun and belittle gayz at my own national convention??!! Tell me that, huh??
Shorts, tank tops and sandals will go the way of the rotary phone. You'll be able to cookout just by setting the meat outside in the fallout, like a worldwide microwave oven. Mrs Dash will come in regular and extra Cesium. You can get that chest x-ray anywhere...ANYWHERE! But best of all, abortion will be a thing of the past. No one will be able to reproduce anyway!!
*golf clap*
All the wins, my friend.
NASA will find life on other planets, and the GOOPers will immediately pass a law against it.
Just the tip?
I always thought Tucker Carlson was a gross little shitheel.
In that case, the Republican campaign is probably going to boil down to a dog-whistle contest of who can slip in the nastiest innuendo without saying it. You know, same as usual.
As Peter Gabriel once put it, "How can we be in if there is no outside?"
I am confident in their ability to find new groups to marginalize.
I wouldn't put away your stonewall battle flag just yet.
Thank you, I'll be singing this all day!!!
Of course...that's not a bug, it's a feature.
Just a ways down that dirt road.
smegma also, too
Well I can't believe that the GOP won't demand an end to gay marriage. Maybe a constitutional amendment to do along with term limits for congress, balanced budget, ban flag burning, allow prayer in schools, ban abortion, repeal direct election of senators, repeal birthright citizenship...you know, for people who claim to love America they sure want to tear up the Constitution a lot.
How can schools possibly teach that our "lifestyle" is unhealthy when they are prohibited, by law in many jurisdictions, from teaching about actual sex in sex ed?
I crochet mine. They leak, but SO DEAR!
I told you, but you wouldn't listen. Now even the Republicans are discriminatin' and oppressin' us real Murcans. We can't even bash those Loggin' in the Cabin Republicans at the convention now. How am I supposed to go forward and live my life as a God fearin', lovin' everyone like Jeebus told me to Murcan if I can't shun and belittle gayz at my own national convention??!! Tell me that, huh??
Shorts, tank tops and sandals will go the way of the rotary phone. You'll be able to cookout just by setting the meat outside in the fallout, like a worldwide microwave oven. Mrs Dash will come in regular and extra Cesium. You can get that chest x-ray anywhere...ANYWHERE! But best of all, abortion will be a thing of the past. No one will be able to reproduce anyway!!