James Comer has been hanging his junk out all year trying to impress someone. No one is biting (no pun intended). MTG has been so non-plussed she carries around a laptop with pictures of Hunter's junk because... that's the stuff dreams are made of?
It's a pathetic clown orgy of losers with bad accents in bad costumes. And the people we're supposed to show a little more respect for lap it up.
The GOP will either implode in a massive fireball of ignorance and crassholery, or establish Our Own Private Idaho (aka Gilead). It's sad. But it might be also be amusing. I'm thankful for folks like the people at Wonkette who can see the humor in all this horseshit.
I am so jell of all the Wonketteers who can actually tell all those Fox News people apart so they can make fun of them. I've got a wicked, awful insult for Brian Kilmeade, but I don't know which one he is.
Same old same old. Remember when the Republicans' Great White Whale was "Hillary derpderpderp Benghazi herpaderp lesbian sexytimes blahblahblahblah" and one of the Congressional leadership let slip that it was all just to smear her in case she ran for President? Before that there was the Giant Inflated Nothingburger called Whitewater. These horrible oiks deserve no more benefit of the doubt than the nutters who tells every so often that the end of the world will be two weeks from next Wednesday, and their proof is a secret message they deciphered from the Bible. Each iteration of these Republican witch hunts is no more than another round of Calvinball, and should be dismissed right from the start.
Today, some yahoo named Mark or Mike or something Burchett, when asked on CNN about what they hoped to reveal that we don't already know, said something to the effect of "well, the Democrats did it twice so now it's our turn." Sadly, the anchor didn't say, oh you mean the inquiry into the attempted coup and the quid pro quo with an ally?
Same guy was also asked about the Cox abortion case in TX and of course, argle bargled his way through the answer. Apparently he's a doctor who can't respond to how he'd feel if the courts superseded his medical advice. Maybe his advice sucks. Who knows?
I watched the Mediaite clip. It was horrible. Some asshole claiming that polls show that 70% of Americans would not have voted for Joe Biden if they'd known what was on the laptop. Where'd they get that poll, out of their ass? Same guy claimed that they didn't have to connect Joe Biden to a crime because it is unethical. He did not say WHAT was unethical which seems like an important thing. Constantly referring to the Biden FAMILY. There were a lot of words, and it was all bullshit. Also, too, how stupid are these people and their viewers?
I actually went and watched the clip of Brian Kilmeade making weird faces. I don't understand something. They're talking about money being moved around between 2016 and 2020, when Biden was NOT in office, and yet they're going to impeach him for it? How does that even work?
the law doesn't even enter into it, except when they can hijack some of its machinery to discommode their enemies. It is as if the Federal government had been taken over by a particularly unruly troop of baboons who are disporting themselves in the capital, picking up and using as weapons the artifacts left behind by the vanquished civilization.
Impeachment is a political process. If there's a conviction the remedy is removal from office, not a criminal record in the legal sense. The standard of proof is whatever the "court" of the Senate says it is at the time.
If they decide that past crimes render him unfit for present office, that is their apparent right, however silly that would seem in the current situation.
It would be a shame (and by "a shame" I mean "hilariously ironic") if this came back around to bite Trump in the ass should he be elected, as he could be immediately impeached for all the fraud and self-dealing and insurrection he did both in and out of office.
I was just thinking the same thing. If you can impeach a president for everything he's done since the day he was born, Trump's life would be a cornucopia of opportunity for such.
Something I never understood about the Republicans' relentless pursuit of the Clintons.
They knew Bill and Hillary were personally responsible for the deaths of a large number of people who'd crossed them in their lives. They knew that Bill and Hillary left absolutely no evidence whatsoever that could point to either of them or even conclusively determine that the death was the result of a crime. Not a one of them showed the slightest fear that they would suffer the same fate for their actions.
Are Republican investigators brave beyond the ken of mortal man or just stupid?
Wait, I thought he was a doddering old man held together with Ensure and a rollator. How is he so damned clever? I guess he knows not to hide his crimes in a public bathroom like a common Trump.
So Grandpa Joe loaned money to family to help them. He probably influenced them too, by being nice to them. How this means Joe is corrupt is less clear. I love how Comer can’t stop this humiliation, because Biden being “investigated” is the point. Comer must continue beating himself about the genitals with his banjo.
I came into some money and bought the grandkid a car (she's 20). There was no expectation of her paying it back, so am I in the clear, or does Comer have to beat himself in the genitals with his banjo for my benefit as well?
James Comer has been hanging his junk out all year trying to impress someone. No one is biting (no pun intended). MTG has been so non-plussed she carries around a laptop with pictures of Hunter's junk because... that's the stuff dreams are made of?
It's a pathetic clown orgy of losers with bad accents in bad costumes. And the people we're supposed to show a little more respect for lap it up.
The GOP will either implode in a massive fireball of ignorance and crassholery, or establish Our Own Private Idaho (aka Gilead). It's sad. But it might be also be amusing. I'm thankful for folks like the people at Wonkette who can see the humor in all this horseshit.
I am so jell of all the Wonketteers who can actually tell all those Fox News people apart so they can make fun of them. I've got a wicked, awful insult for Brian Kilmeade, but I don't know which one he is.
Kilmeade looks like a little kid who has just been asked to hold his mom’s purse while she goes into the fitting room.
Is our Doocy's learning? Are they having a Cat's in the Cradle moment?
But we all agree, still, that Hunter's dick needs to be impeached?
I thought it was unimpeachable even though Republicans voted for it.
It's going to have its own talk-show next year.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is going to be his sidekick.
there hasn't been such a felonious dick since The Clenis
Trump is just upset that 4 out of 5 prostitutes prefer Hunter to his little mushroom.
Maybe we should start a whisper campaign that Hunter got his dick from the old man. Ketchup be flyin'.
Same old same old. Remember when the Republicans' Great White Whale was "Hillary derpderpderp Benghazi herpaderp lesbian sexytimes blahblahblahblah" and one of the Congressional leadership let slip that it was all just to smear her in case she ran for President? Before that there was the Giant Inflated Nothingburger called Whitewater. These horrible oiks deserve no more benefit of the doubt than the nutters who tells every so often that the end of the world will be two weeks from next Wednesday, and their proof is a secret message they deciphered from the Bible. Each iteration of these Republican witch hunts is no more than another round of Calvinball, and should be dismissed right from the start.
Not just "one of the Congressional leadership"..."My Kevin", fluffer-in-charge and chicken soup dispenser to the Insurrectionist in Chief!
Today, some yahoo named Mark or Mike or something Burchett, when asked on CNN about what they hoped to reveal that we don't already know, said something to the effect of "well, the Democrats did it twice so now it's our turn." Sadly, the anchor didn't say, oh you mean the inquiry into the attempted coup and the quid pro quo with an ally?
Same guy was also asked about the Cox abortion case in TX and of course, argle bargled his way through the answer. Apparently he's a doctor who can't respond to how he'd feel if the courts superseded his medical advice. Maybe his advice sucks. Who knows?
I watched the Mediaite clip. It was horrible. Some asshole claiming that polls show that 70% of Americans would not have voted for Joe Biden if they'd known what was on the laptop. Where'd they get that poll, out of their ass? Same guy claimed that they didn't have to connect Joe Biden to a crime because it is unethical. He did not say WHAT was unethical which seems like an important thing. Constantly referring to the Biden FAMILY. There were a lot of words, and it was all bullshit. Also, too, how stupid are these people and their viewers?
Very.
Big L for the horrible voters who rewarded these Republicans with the gavel.
Can we please fund the IRS now to go after everyone who cheats them out of a million ameros this vigorously?
How did I not know that Peter Doocey's dad was a fox news commentator? I guess because I don't give a fuck about him.
I actually went and watched the clip of Brian Kilmeade making weird faces. I don't understand something. They're talking about money being moved around between 2016 and 2020, when Biden was NOT in office, and yet they're going to impeach him for it? How does that even work?
the law doesn't even enter into it, except when they can hijack some of its machinery to discommode their enemies. It is as if the Federal government had been taken over by a particularly unruly troop of baboons who are disporting themselves in the capital, picking up and using as weapons the artifacts left behind by the vanquished civilization.
It doesn't. It's all just smoke and mirrors to distract their viewers from Herr Drumpf
It's like "Who's Line is it anyway?".
The rules are made up and the points don't matter
At least on Who's Line, those people think on their feet and come up with their own material. The Repubs just keep recycling the same old shit
Impeachment is a political process. If there's a conviction the remedy is removal from office, not a criminal record in the legal sense. The standard of proof is whatever the "court" of the Senate says it is at the time.
I understand that. But aren't they supposed to impeach him for crimes committed WHILE in office?
It's the best the short bus Reps have to offer 'cuz THEY GOT NOTHIN'.
If they decide that past crimes render him unfit for present office, that is their apparent right, however silly that would seem in the current situation.
It would be a shame (and by "a shame" I mean "hilariously ironic") if this came back around to bite Trump in the ass should he be elected, as he could be immediately impeached for all the fraud and self-dealing and insurrection he did both in and out of office.
I was just thinking the same thing. If you can impeach a president for everything he's done since the day he was born, Trump's life would be a cornucopia of opportunity for such.
The unfortunate thing is that the Pricktator would just dissolve Congress and vacate any impeachment.
The fact that Comer hasn’t found the corruption yet only proves how carefully and deviously mastermind Joe Biden hid it.
Something I never understood about the Republicans' relentless pursuit of the Clintons.
They knew Bill and Hillary were personally responsible for the deaths of a large number of people who'd crossed them in their lives. They knew that Bill and Hillary left absolutely no evidence whatsoever that could point to either of them or even conclusively determine that the death was the result of a crime. Not a one of them showed the slightest fear that they would suffer the same fate for their actions.
Are Republican investigators brave beyond the ken of mortal man or just stupid?
Wait, I thought he was a doddering old man held together with Ensure and a rollator. How is he so damned clever? I guess he knows not to hide his crimes in a public bathroom like a common Trump.
Mr Biden is managing his corruption amazingly well, for such an out-of-it gaffer. Had you heard, he's old now?
The complete absence of any activity is an ominous development.
"It's quiet. Maybe TOO quiet"
So Grandpa Joe loaned money to family to help them. He probably influenced them too, by being nice to them. How this means Joe is corrupt is less clear. I love how Comer can’t stop this humiliation, because Biden being “investigated” is the point. Comer must continue beating himself about the genitals with his banjo.
I came into some money and bought the grandkid a car (she's 20). There was no expectation of her paying it back, so am I in the clear, or does Comer have to beat himself in the genitals with his banjo for my benefit as well?
Inpeach!
I bought my kids a bunch of gifts for the holiday. I'd like to order two servings of banjo beating as well, please.
Inpeach you too!!!
No kink shaming!
That the MSM even bothers to listen to Comer is a disgrace, unless they do what Tapper does and make even more of a mindless maroon out of him.
We have all wondered what happened to all that hay from the set of Hee Haw. Now we know.
It's moldy and rotting in that empty space he calls his head.