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"Our father, who art in heaven, capslocked be thy name"...

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I know people who have donated in Mike Pence's name.

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Haha, yeah I saw this yesterday. I'll say here what I said at RS: why stop with Planned Parenthood? I'm sure there are many great liberal causes that allow this kind of anonymous donation, with receipt mailed to the giftee. How about the ACLU? I'm sure a donation to Greenpeace would get his knickers in a twist. Or a charity that helps Muslim refugees! Enough of us do this, we can get this douchebag on the mailing list of every liberal org! Give him something to whine about! EVERYBODY WINS!

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Indian food? Dot or feather?

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The road's paved, and so's the church parking lot (satellite views ftw).

False advertising :(

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I am taking a bold and biblical stance against douchey preachers.

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It is, I just looked it up! They do have cool names, my sister in law is Basque, her name is Nuria, and her two sisters are named Neux and Montserrat.

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Five years I lived in Iowa, and that wasn't the first thing I thought of?! What's wrong with me?!?

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This is a nice place. /www.google.com/maps/place/W...

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Oh, something is standing bold and biblical, fershure

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I lived in Tennessee for a brief time. I vowed never to go to any church located on Old Lebanon Dirt Road.

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There's a women's clinic near me. Every Saturday, young men in white short-sleeved white shirts, dark ties, and black pants kneel in the grass between the street and the sidewalk and pray for God do get rid of abortion.

I keep wondering what they think will change this week so God will say, "Damn. These guys are right. I need to get rid of this abortion shit right fucking now."

I just imagine God swears a lot, because he can.

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You had me until you spelled hor d'oeuvres correctly.

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You can scratch NAMBLA off the list. I'm pretty sure he already donates there.

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On this topic, he says this is a fight he won't back down from.

He does know there's more of us than there are of him, right?

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Well, Old Lebanon Paved Road just sounds stupid.

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