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Media To Completely Destroy Caroline Kennedy
Now that dying Ted Kennedy has forced his shy niece Caroline to become a Senator for the sake of the family name, the entire global media plans to exploit her (and maybe she will even cry!) These reporters in upstate New York, who probably all smell and have back hair, must learn how to talk to the shy lady, though. The shy lady will not respond if they whine/shout at her, "YOU'RE NOT TAKING ANY QUESTIONS? CAROLINE? QUESTIONS? CAROLINE? QUESTIONS? EXPERIENCE?" [ YouTube ]