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Fun Fact: His "black friend" is former Nightly Show contributor Jordan Carlos.

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They borrowed the software from Peter Jackson.

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Not in college. They make damned sure the athletes don't even get the hint of a taste of what their talent is worth on the open market.

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"And I thought it would be interesting to steal ... er, to ADAPT this meme regarding the subject at hand."

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"A shining ray of sunstroke."

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Urban Meyer is the highest paid public employee in Ohio, and fifth nationally.

The list is fairly accurate even now, with one exception: Charlie Strong is no longer coaching at UT-Austin.

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" BroDude University. "

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OmiGod ! They *do* get the best bank term loans - the ones set up to fail ?

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He must have to 🚗 all over fucking creation to avoid Mr.Patel's. Does he have long -range telefoto lens to verify the beigeness of the owners? Maybe incense sniffing 🐕's ?

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Omigod ! I thought all those buildins' w/ special names at Harvard and Yale was a kind of blue - blood genealogy project ! Anyone w/ me on that ?!It's blue-chip investment that exponentially increases over the years, but with wasp progeny...instead of academic merit. They just fingerprint them and pull a hair from their upturned noses and do some DNA testing and wave them in.

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Most people who don't want to raise wages for American workers have never done a lick of poorly paid manual labor in their lives

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He seems smart !

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What an appealing party ! Was rohypnol served w/ the whippets? I'm assuming the "food " was jello shots and a handful of wet pretzels.

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Oh My ! 😰The fake fro front

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