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Duke's avatar

You gotta see the pictures I'm getting from Russian women.

javadavis's avatar

You know the parentheses convention? Like, at all? I haven't figured it out at all, just some people seem to use a lot of them. Spill! What's the code? Er-hem - spill! please?

Jukesgrrl's avatar

That's nothin'. I know someone who is marrying Dwight Yoakam as soon as he gets the money she is sending him so he and his best man can fly from California to North Carolina, where she lives, for the big wedding. It's true love, which they know for sure because meeting someone online is as good as having sexy time with them in person. Let's hear it for Facebook! Yay!!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And calling her a female instead of a woman. I never call anyone male or female, is that a military thing?

Mark Lungo's avatar

Spam is the last thing I need right now. Admins, you know what to do.

kaydenpat's avatar

And she's totally real, right? And a Black Conservative who loves Trump?

Tpyo Knig's avatar

Crispr is your friend

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

If her mother was a 'strong woman and hard line conservative', why were they poor?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

You know Nicole too? Small world. She's super hot, amirite?

BosGrl's avatar

LOL. Usually a quote of some sort.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The white Gary Sheffield." ~ Doug Righetti.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Look at some of the Darlings of the Right - raised in meager circumstances by immigrant parents who came to America with nothing, didn't speak English, but they made it.

Today's GNoP simply wouldn't let those parents into the US of A.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I heard Nicole got a job with you and she's already driving a new Land Rover Range Rover Come Over Come Over! I do believe posting SPAM for pennies is the most financially rewarding [job] you've ever had! You betcha!

TundraGrifter's avatar

And how is Catfish Jackson doin' these days?

SeeTrain65's avatar

"Snitches get stitches." - Jeanne d'Arc