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Jgb979's avatar

YOU GUYS

Trenton wrote a letter!

https://abovethelaw.com/201...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

There were a couple - Rich Moran, Packers, 85-93, and Matt Moran, Chiefs, 86. I imagine there's a ton more.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And newsworthy.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hell, see Joseph fucking Smith. Jeffs was a true believer; the modern LDS has backed away, with much hemming and hawing (and the occasional very convenient revelation) from quite a lot of Smith's original teachings.

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guest's avatar

Maybe someone needs to find out if Trenton Garmon is dipping his wick where it doesn't belong.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Judges like Moore, lawyers like Garmon... jeeezus! I'm beginning to think that "My Cousin Vinnie" presented a higly sanitized version.

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fuflans's avatar

JESUS CHRIST HE'S TOTALLY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH KAYLA!!!

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Ugne's avatar

Check out all the grammar crimes on this page: http://garmonlawfirm.com/va...

And then, if you can stomach it...imagine some poor woman having to talk to Trending Moron--sorry (not), I mean Trenton Garmon--about VAGINAL MESH.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Next time Trenton gets a gig, some enterprising anchor might want to bring up that his job as 'lawyer' at Foundation for Moral Law (nee Roy Moore Legal Defense Fund) should get him 10-20 when that yokel-baitin' scam finally comes to light.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Ok straight talk now - so far, this article is hands-down the best thing to come out of this whole damn fool bizniz. Only reason I *didn't* piddle in my draws a little readin' it is I ain't got none on, hoo-wee!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Matzoh ball poutine?

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Great beer? Labatts? Moosehead?

I kid. I'm quite fond of those who hail from Canada, myself...

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Pat_Pending's avatar

I’m pleased he used my favorite southern term, β€œdudn’t”.

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ryp's avatar

So Trenton Garmon is the right age to be Roy Moore's son from this time, but Roy's actual son has been arrested 9 times, so probably not.

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DanD's avatar

Yup. Especially against news organizations, which tend to be very good about putting β€œalleged” in the right spot in the article. Unless the Post made up all it’s witnesses, that suit has about as much chance as Moore should. (I won’t say β€œdoes”, because as near as I can tell, an R next to your name is a license to do anything in to much of the country).

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Petunia Cat's avatar

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 πŸ§€ πŸ— πŸ₯”

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