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Trenton wrote a letter!

https://abovethelaw.com/201...

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There were a couple - Rich Moran, Packers, 85-93, and Matt Moran, Chiefs, 86. I imagine there's a ton more.

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And newsworthy.

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Hell, see Joseph fucking Smith. Jeffs was a true believer; the modern LDS has backed away, with much hemming and hawing (and the occasional very convenient revelation) from quite a lot of Smith's original teachings.

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Maybe someone needs to find out if Trenton Garmon is dipping his wick where it doesn't belong.

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Judges like Moore, lawyers like Garmon... jeeezus! I'm beginning to think that "My Cousin Vinnie" presented a higly sanitized version.

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JESUS CHRIST HE'S TOTALLY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH KAYLA!!!

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Check out all the grammar crimes on this page: http://garmonlawfirm.com/va...

And then, if you can stomach it...imagine some poor woman having to talk to Trending Moron--sorry (not), I mean Trenton Garmon--about VAGINAL MESH.

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Next time Trenton gets a gig, some enterprising anchor might want to bring up that his job as 'lawyer' at Foundation for Moral Law (nee Roy Moore Legal Defense Fund) should get him 10-20 when that yokel-baitin' scam finally comes to light.

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Ok straight talk now - so far, this article is hands-down the best thing to come out of this whole damn fool bizniz. Only reason I *didn't* piddle in my draws a little readin' it is I ain't got none on, hoo-wee!

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Matzoh ball poutine?

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Great beer? Labatts? Moosehead?

I kid. I'm quite fond of those who hail from Canada, myself...

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I’m pleased he used my favorite southern term, “dudn’t”.

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So Trenton Garmon is the right age to be Roy Moore's son from this time, but Roy's actual son has been arrested 9 times, so probably not.

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Yup. Especially against news organizations, which tend to be very good about putting “alleged” in the right spot in the article. Unless the Post made up all it’s witnesses, that suit has about as much chance as Moore should. (I won’t say “does”, because as near as I can tell, an R next to your name is a license to do anything in to much of the country).

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😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵 🧀 🍗 🥔

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