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Barack Obama and Bundesrepublik Deutschland Wurstdame Angela Merkel had an awkward relationship in the '80s, but now they are willing to put the past behind them and cut a deal. Prediction: Merkel gets AIG and Obama gets to massage Merkel's muscular shoulders. It is peace for our time. [ HuffPost ]
The Mystery of Reducing Health Care Costs was simplicity itself: elementary, really. "Why, Holmes," chirped Watson, "did Obama kill all the old people to save money?" Indubitably, my dear Watson. Indubitably. [ RedState ]
How many marijuana cigarettes does Barack Obama smoke in the Oval Office every day? Trick question! He rips bong. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) is now the third Republican to state publicly that he will vote NO on Sotomayor, no matter what. But if he had been the FOURTH Republican he would have won the toaster oven! [ Think Progress ]
On July 4, Barack Obama will be savoring deep-fried Dijon-infused Bolivian Revolution Burgers with Hugo Chávez. And Evo Morales might stop by later, with an eighth of his famous Inca Herb. [ Michelle Malkin ]