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Louise James's avatar

This is embarrassing for our entire country.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

I dunno, "imitigenous" is pretty funny.

Ryan's avatar

Looking forward to Wonkette's treatment of this weekend's events. There needs to be a piece on separating the palm of your hand from the interior back of your skull safely. Whomever got the Kash Patel story, thanks in advance.

asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

I wouldn’t not hire her, it would depend on what skills she had. I don’t have any tattoos and don’t particularly like them but as long as she turned up on time every day and did her job I wouldn’t give a crap how much of her is covered in ink.

tehbaddr's avatar

When you start getting face ink you're just basically saying fuck normal society (I don't need your job). The going can get rough thereafter.

S Cerevisiae's avatar

Never get a tat you can’t hide from a judge.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Choices. Consequences. Freedom

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

At least they aren't NAZI/white supremacy tats.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Years ago at the school they were having some work done and one of the construction guys had Nazi tats and when I informed the principal he said there was nothing he could do, I wondered if the kid's parents would feel the same.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Yeah, he probably can only complain to whomever is the contracting officer, and if it isn't in the contract, it's not happening anyhow.

Still, I'd take some convincing to hire someone that has NAZI tats. I'd have to hear the whole story.

The Wanderer's avatar

My oldest niece has some ink, to include jail tattoos. She's literally going from one side of the state to the other to interview for a job at a car dealership.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was fishing some years ago and met a guy with facial tats and it was difficult to speak to him and look at him at the same time. Maybe I'm just old and crotchety.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

Calling them hypocrites is only effective if they actually believe the shit they say. They don't.

The Wanderer's avatar

She's quite correct. None of these eedjits have any room to object.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

The only standards are double standards, if you are a republican.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Representative Crockett, national treasure.

tehbaddr's avatar

Because that's where you pull the rib out!?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Maybe he was like those smokers who still carry one cigarette around, as a reminder.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

If Jesus comes back and sees people wearing crosses he'll be mortified.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

LOLz!

I can see it - "You people are SICK! SICK!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

‘𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗼𝘁’ 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗢𝘅𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱’𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿

https://techcrunch.com/2024/12/02/brain-rot-wins-as-oxfords-word-of-the-year/

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, technically two words.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Whether Pardoning the President's Son or Getting $2 billion for the President's Daughter, Both Sides Have Nepotism Issues.

--NYT

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

ScamCoin™-palooza! You see, crypto-chuds, when there is a RECESSION or economic downturn, investors flock to REAL assets, not mythical "value" based on mathematics. And making ScamCoin™ part of the national currency reserve? Good luck with that.

𝗖𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗚𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼: 𝗥𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲-𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗫𝗥𝗣'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗽 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 $𝟭𝟯𝟳𝗕 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗱-𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆, 𝘂𝗽 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 $𝟯𝟬𝗕 𝗼𝗻 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘄𝗼𝗻 — - The cryptocurrency gained as much as 15% Monday to hit $2.50 — Since the US election it has added over $100 billion in value

https://archive.ph/tsmNA [Bloomberg[

RocktonSam's avatar

Scammers flock together.

Look out , something bad is about to happen...

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

"Since the US election it has added over $100 billion in conjecture."

FTFT

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Welcome to the club Rocket Man

Elton John reveals he is unable to watch his own musical after losing eyesight

The 77-year-old, who is blind in one eye and has poor vision in the other, spoke of his health issues at a gala performance of The Devil Wears Prada

https://bsky.app/profile/theguardian.com/post/3lcccrrgjnr2j

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Et tu? Been blind in one eye for over two years now, major suckage.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Wet Macular degeneration in my left eye, which was my "good" eye, and now I have to rely on my right eye, which has always sucked but hey, I gotta work with what I have.

Best wishes to you.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Cataract surgery gone bad, here. Folks ask “how bad can it be?” I tell them to put electrical tape on one eye and vaseline in the other and get back to me about that.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Jesus. Mine's not quite that bad but it still sucks.

The Wanderer's avatar

I've been frustrated with this one story for a year or so. It's only three chapters long, but the fucker's a dystopian setting, and I hate writing dystopias.

The writer's block for Chapter 2 finally broke yesterday afternoon while I was in Picarto, watching a livestream of a furry artist doing drawing commissions (I also got one). So it's full speed ahead; Chapter 2 will be the longest of the three, and I need to wrap it up as Chapter 1 gets posted on 12/6.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

The only thing that bothers me about Biden pardoning his son is now we're going to hear about it every fucking day for the next ten years.

IvoryRabbit's avatar

The way I look at it, we're going to be hearing about all kinds of horrible shit for the next ten years, might as well hear about this, too. Screw 'em, Joe.

IvoryRabbit's avatar

Meant to write days, not years, but that, too.

Tyrone Mercer's avatar

For his next trick, I'd love to see him commute some federal death row inmate sentnences.

Edit: And by some I mean all.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

It's not like we're a nation of laws anymore. Go nuts, Joe.

The Wanderer's avatar

Supreme Court says he can do it, so why not?

Now pardon Peltier, and watch these assholes really start foaming at the mouth.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

From the morons who gave the J6 Treasonweasel a "pardon"?

Please.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Don't push! There's plenty to go around!

JustPixelz's avatar

Before the election was stollen, Vance brought up "the Hunter laptop coverup" in response to every question. So that was baked in.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Upside? It will drown out Donnie Dipshit.

MRK's avatar

We were going to be hearing about Hunter Biden forever anyway. The only thing that will stop us having to hear about all the right-wing grievances, constantly, is fully defeating them. We just took a step in the wrong direction on that, so it's going to be a while.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Bet more than 50% of the US Congress couldn't do this.

#Worldle #1046 (02.12.2024) 1/6 (100%)

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Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

First time I've clicked on worldle, nailed it!

tek's avatar

Some of 'em seem to dream of the place..

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'd spend some of my SorosBux™ to fly them there. One way.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That's all they'd need. I hear the stores there are awesome.

The Wanderer's avatar

I have an appliance serviceman coming in this afternoon to fix a problito.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The front door has a squeaking problito.

The Wanderer's avatar

Heh, that I can fix myself. The problem's with my fridge, specifically the water dispenser / ice maker.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, I'll fix the door problito ... along with several others.

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Morning all! ☕️

Here is your calendar for the day: https://catandcalendarlady.substack.com/p/today-is-122-monday

#Worldle #1046 (02.12.2024) 1/6 (100%)

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The Wanderer's avatar

Nice little straight razor icon. Sweeney Todd Day?

The Wanderer's avatar

I might get a haircut today, as my eyebrows are getting progressively more unruly and I want to get them trimmed back before they reach John L. Lewis or Peter Capaldi-as-The Doctor levels of weaponization.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

When I was young my eyebrows took care of themselves and now if I don't stay on top of them they'll go all Andy Rooney on me.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, same here. I had to brush the damned things out of my eyes this morning.

I think it's A Old Thing.

ZorPern's avatar

& a pillow thing. Girl caterpillars here!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Youth is truly wasted on the young.