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What's my L's worth? Can I trade it in on a Spelchak?

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They see you using Firefox, They see you using your gym socks.

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Yeah, not for nothing do I always think of it as the "Daily Hate Mail".

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I managed to get GW-BASIC to render a mandelbrot set on an EGA* display... overnight. It may have been a slow-ass shitty language, but it's still Turing complete.

(or it may have been an "enhanced CGA" 640x400x4 colors, I don't remember exactly)

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So, awesomest, clearly.

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Pole-modernism?

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Shouldn't that be "Mr. Snowman"?

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I bet his severance package sucks.

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So when the context is pole dancing . . .

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Seems fair enough.

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Oh great, after reading this I'm going to get cancer unless I can find a weird trick my Doctor will hate.

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Dan told him, and so did <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5eBT6OSr1TI" target="_blank">Dan</a>.

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Are you saying tits aren't racy?

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The Snowden hate is getting to me this AM, can't understand it. Sometimes Wonktards disappoint me.

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She is a post-modernist genius!

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From that description, it would sound like he had no ambition, and so would not seek fame or notoriety by leaking secrets.

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