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That just doesn't seem possible.

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The Wife gets a vote. The husband, father, brother or uncle casts that vote.

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inept = flacid?

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Nimoy was Jewish. How could he get close to this ham?

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I don't want to know what he is a veteran of.

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How come she gets a vote, when other non-persons only get 3/5 of a vote?

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Let's hope... that it doesn't even get that far.

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It's the white thing to do.

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Ah! Quite right! Exceedingly, extremely right!

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The SS Trumptanic capsized to starboard today. It is unclear how many survivors will be caught in the suck as it sinks.

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Followed by "Fool the Nation" on your local TV station.

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There’s no way for Trump to go to the Supreme Court. None of his cases were *decided*. They were just tossed for being weird or withdrawn. The Supreme Court is just a court of appeal, you have to have a verdict in order to have something to appeal. Throwing a case out because there’s no evidence or it’s batshit insane isn’t a verdict. All this lawsuit shit over the last Jesus, what is it three weeks now? Is political theater.

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Those absolutely creepy fuckers. You got a real sense of their assholeishness and depravity in that Ronan Farrow book about Harvey Weinstein. Which is also about the interference in the story from the bigwigs at NBC.

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Yep, Yankland definitely has a snoot load of Dakotas.

Puerto Rico also has a greater population than real states, like Iowa.

PS I didn’t say *how* real.

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I think even having a name for him is being waaaaay too nice.

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Even with what used to be the 25 to 39(?) demographic expanded to 54 I absolutely don’t believe that. Young people are not gonna sit there and watch this festival of pablum, certainly not more than once.

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