This nugget of 2016 Campaign Intelligence from Patrick Caldwell at Mother Jones tells us that the race is getting serious: The Republicans have deployed their first Furry against the still-not-official campaign of Hillary Clinton. Named "HRC Squirrel," the mascot tells you at a glance everything you need to know about the threat Hillz poses to the American way of life, because like the former Secretary of State, squirrels are... they... you just associate them with...??? Oh, right, you have to read the T shirt, which says "Another Clinton in the White House is Nuts." Oh, that's quite clever. Because squirrels eat nuts. We get it!
<i>&ldquo;Another Clinton in the White House is Nuts.&rdquo;</i>
While I certainly have my problems with some of the things Bill Clinton did as president, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/United_States_federal_government_shutdowns_of_1995_and_1995%E2%80%9396#Result" target="_blank">main people it went really badly for the last time</a> were you guys.
When I looked at the squirrel the very thought came to mind: PedoSquirrel.
My only recommendation is it would be hazardous to take PedoSquirrel within 50 miles of West Monroe, LA. The Duck Commanders will shoot the gay right out that squirrel.
And was in an episode of <em>The West Wing</em> to demonstrate one would have to be desparate for attention to stoop to that as a campaign tactic.
Mitt? Mitt Romney?? Is that you in the costume?
Was that from the all rodent production of Oklahoma? Totes adorbs.
SQUIRRELMISH!!!
Where at least I know I&#039;m nutz?
At least it&#039;s not Uncle Buckle, the Safety Buffalo.
No telling what that Thad Cochran guy will do.
<i>&ldquo;Another Clinton in the White House is Nuts.&rdquo;</i>
While I certainly have my problems with some of the things Bill Clinton did as president, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/United_States_federal_government_shutdowns_of_1995_and_1995%E2%80%9396#Result" target="_blank">main people it went really badly for the last time</a> were you guys.
When I looked at the squirrel the very thought came to mind: PedoSquirrel.
My only recommendation is it would be hazardous to take PedoSquirrel within 50 miles of West Monroe, LA. The Duck Commanders will shoot the gay right out that squirrel.
All the best sexytime costumes come from France.
Cheese eating surrender squirrels
And was in an episode of <em>The West Wing</em> to demonstrate one would have to be desparate for attention to stoop to that as a campaign tactic.
Reads like the reject pile from <em>Highlights</em> as &quot;too juvenile&quot;.
Why is that furry hanging around all those children!?!
Thad Cochran, what are you doing here??
#NUTTIN&#039;
&quot;Ben Franklin and His Talking Teabag&quot; was the runner-up, but cancelled because it needed two costumes.