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diogenez's avatar

Mitt? Mitt Romney?? Is that you in the costume?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Was that from the all rodent production of Oklahoma? Totes adorbs.

bobbert's avatar

Where at least I know I'm nutz?

bobbert's avatar

At least it's not Uncle Buckle, the Safety Buffalo.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

No telling what that Thad Cochran guy will do.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>“Another Clinton in the White House is Nuts.”</i>

While I certainly have my problems with some of the things Bill Clinton did as president, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/United_States_federal_government_shutdowns_of_1995_and_1995%E2%80%9396#Result" target="_blank">main people it went really badly for the last time</a> were you guys.

Fartknocker's avatar

When I looked at the squirrel the very thought came to mind: PedoSquirrel.

My only recommendation is it would be hazardous to take PedoSquirrel within 50 miles of West Monroe, LA. The Duck Commanders will shoot the gay right out that squirrel.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

All the best sexytime costumes come from France.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Cheese eating surrender squirrels

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And was in an episode of <em>The West Wing</em> to demonstrate one would have to be desparate for attention to stoop to that as a campaign tactic.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Reads like the reject pile from <em>Highlights</em> as "too juvenile".

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why is that furry hanging around all those children!?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Thad Cochran, what are you doing here??

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Ben Franklin and His Talking Teabag" was the runner-up, but cancelled because it needed two costumes.