Well, we tried to bring you the story of a Democratic mayor who false-imprisoned a dude to make him do sex at him, and then fired one of his THREE guns into a wall or a bunch of newspapers or something, The Paper -styley.
<blockquote>Before his arrest, Schiliro said he was planning to run for re-election and hoped voters would forgive his behavior. The embattled mayor blamed the incident on a problem with alcohol and said he is seeking treatment.</blockquote>
<blockquote>...charges of official oppression, recklessly endangering another person, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment and providing alcohol to a minor, all misdemeanor offenses. He is free on $50,000 unsecured bail, with conditions prohibiting firearms possession and contact with the young Trainer man.</blockquote>
He&#039;s not allowed to possess a gun now (never mind all the felony charges), so what wingnut would vote for him?
OK, but even at 20, I&#039;d be a little confused. Did mr. Cop think he was delivering a perp for a &quot;special interrogation&quot;? Sounds more like the Mob driver in those Mike Hammer novels. &quot;Da Boss wants ta have a little chat wit youz, NOW!&quot;
Rick Santorum warned us that marriage equality would lead to this.
No, even with a 20-year-old being delivered, the basic question is still... depressingly interesting.
<blockquote>Before his arrest, Schiliro said he was planning to run for re-election and hoped voters would forgive his behavior. The embattled mayor blamed the incident on a problem with alcohol and said he is seeking treatment.</blockquote>
<blockquote>...charges of official oppression, recklessly endangering another person, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment and providing alcohol to a minor, all misdemeanor offenses. He is free on $50,000 unsecured bail, with conditions prohibiting firearms possession and contact with the young Trainer man.</blockquote>
He&#039;s not allowed to possess a gun now (never mind all the felony charges), so what wingnut would vote for him?
That&#039;s <i>good</i>.
It&#039;s O.J.
This is what I get for not reading the linky. I&#039;ll be showin&#039; meself out then...
Fucking dick magnets, how do they work?
Call of Booty...
Shh, don&#039;t tell them it doesn&#039;t. If fools want to be parted of their money, why should we stop them?
OK, but even at 20, I&#039;d be a little confused. Did mr. Cop think he was delivering a perp for a &quot;special interrogation&quot;? Sounds more like the Mob driver in those Mike Hammer novels. &quot;Da Boss wants ta have a little chat wit youz, NOW!&quot;
I suppose the NRA would say if the victim had a gun...then this would have ended a lot worse.
I don&#039;t understand. Why is he withdrawing from the Republican primary? Is it because of his stand on firearms?
So the Mayor gets all excited by shooting newspapers; is he related to Rupert Murdoch?
<i>But it turns out dude mayor is a Republican.</i>
There&rsquo;s one huge pipeline of Level 7 Derp.
A veritable Derp-a-palooza of wingnut argle-bargle.
$10 says there&#039;s more than orange juice in that bottle.