Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)

Guys. GUYS. We are in Bryce Canyon National Park, on the back-end of our half-vacation (hey, we did take one full day off!) following election night on Twitter while the baby watches Babe. This post has NO NEWS in it, except that Ralph Northam (nice pediatrician D) has beaten the unholy racist for governor in Virginia, and by every measure the GOP is losing HILARIOUSLY tonight.

Check back in the morning when $5F will have a whole glorious recap for you. But in the meantime, we are giving you this, your GLOATING and HALLELUJAH open thread!!

Ok, fine, here's the baby this morning. It's a good day. 

Donna Rose says to me: "It's amazing here!"

We love you, @ZionNPS ! pic.twitter.com/EdRjsoDFzY 

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