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Vienna Woods's avatar

By the way, Go Habs!!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Is he gay . . . <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=t-mooING0ak" target="_blank">or European</a>?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Now watch as all the "come to my town for a drinkie" requests start pouring in.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Harper's hair is one solid piece, it's impossible to run fingers through it...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Canadian Tuxedo libel!

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fuflans's avatar

and that studio 54 shot.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah the economist ran a similar profile of him (handsome, but Iightweight) but only ran a picture of him as a 4 year old. i spent many of my early years in canada and vaguely remembered him / his dad (i'm about his age) and was curious to see how he'd grown up.

but i was not actually prepared for how he'd grown up.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I think you mean, "<i>OH! CAN</i>ADA!" (In your best George Takei voice.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there was the time that Justin himself committed a parliamentary faux-pas, totally justified: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592yLGGTA3Y">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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A big "meh' here from a member of the Liberal party of Canada. Sure, he's pretty and all, and his dad was a great Prime Minister, but I have already listed his two biggest qualifications for national office. The guy's a lightweight. I was rooting for Marc Garneau, because who doesn't want an astronaut for Prime Minster? ps, only 1/4 French; his dad Pierre had an Anglo mom, and HIS mother Margaret Sinclair is all Anglo. Just sayin'

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Tonsil hockey, maybe.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Over and over again, presumably.

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Shypixel's avatar

You are familiar with their record on plaid shirts and hats with ear flaps, no?

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Shypixel's avatar

Yes, yes, but does he wear a toque?

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Shypixel's avatar

Curling Libel!

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Shypixel's avatar

Even when you're stuck in a raft with Jennifer Rubin and Newt Gingrich.

Both are horny, also.

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