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Fermi’s Missing  Parasox's avatar

Dude looks like Ted Cruz after Cruz smoked a blunt.

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Not sure why all these repiglicans are still trying to lie about it. It's not like anyone is gonna still believe their bullshit after burying their family members.

nodak satanic portalG90G0Z-666's avatar

30 or so percent will still believe the lie.

It's mind-blowing, but nothing will change those minds.

That God Who Needs a Starship's avatar

Even within the context of his obvious racism, his comments are complete gibberish.

More mysterious than the chicken and the egg: which came first, the vile stupidity in assholes like this, or the constant stream of shit they're fed by their Republican masters?

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

From personal experience I can guarantee there are at least 3 people in Kansas who are not morons.

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Gunsmoke! Starring Ted Cruz as Matt Dillon, and Ken Curtis as Festus Hagen.

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

I thought everyone in Kansas looked like Clark Kent. Pity.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Every professional reporter should have a 'bullshit' flag they can wave at him.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Miss Kitty self quarantined. Ted is no Matt Dillion.He's just a cow poke.

NellCote71's avatar

It doesn’t do any good to wait for the health officials. He just elbows them aside if the speak for more than 30 seconds.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

58 known cases in Missouri right now.

Steve Haughn's avatar

“I’ll tell you what”! Sez Skeeter!

Johnny Tremain Jr.'s avatar

One year later: Sneaky libtards cried wolf so many times when the Rona hit, course we couldn’t believe em!!

Steve Haughn's avatar

So do I! Ohio must turn Blue!

Steve Haughn's avatar

Can’t believe Kansas has a Democratic governor?