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But he did lock up the people who might have voted for Obama, but are thrilled with Ryan. I understand they're both of voting age.

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You're right, of course. It was the Mighty Mo.

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He is a right-wing dick. The only thing that stops him from dismantling our social programs is that it would lead to armed rebellion.

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Remember that Medicare fraudster that was elected governor last time around?

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Won't you Pack your bags - We'll leave tonight.

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Niiiice.

♪ Cooo-ool baby Strange but not a stranger ♬

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We have hunting rifles. Until recently we had a Long-Gun Registry, in which all rifles had to be registered with the gummint. The first thing that Harper did when he had a majority gov't was pass legislation to get rid of the Long-Gun Registry.

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You seem to implicitly assume that my acquaintances regard me as a reasonable guy. This may be a weak spot in your reasoning.

But yeah, you're right.

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This beginning to make me miss the Wienermobile. One of life's small pleasures was looking in the rearview and finding one of them behind you.

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Didn't Raygun haul the Wisky out of mothballs and set it to lobbing 16-inch shells into Lebanon or something? So, Reagan, yay, maybe?

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I'll bet Michele Bachmann likes it too. <a href="http://www.addictinginfo.or..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2...">http://www.addictinginfo.or...

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And all the countries that ever followed libertarian principles are Somalia. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saWCZVggQAs">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Here's a bit of early American trivia. The first Wonkette post: <a href="http://wonkette.com/2881/le..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/2881/lets-play-doctor">http://wonkette.com/2881/le...

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Today, we are all grammas, under this bus.

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I'm betting by the end of the day your thumbs up amount will exceed it...

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Biden was announced right before the convention though. Mitt still has two weeks

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