"Obama is more of an international". Christ, they're down to bragging about their stupidity and insularity. This will be a big seller with the Teabag set.
we hope you will stick around for a bit. we have been abandoned so often we are at risk of becoming one of michele bachmann's foster children.
Yes. Welcome aboard ... America. Pay no attention to the ice strewn on the deck. Your job here at wonkette is to make sure the deck chairs are arranged properly. Also, be sure there are enough lifeboats for our -- ahem -- First Class citizens.
Welcome Keer-sten (or Kuhr-sten?). Your opening piece pushed all my buttons in a good way! Best not get too comfortable here though, because Ken is about to ***shut the place down.
***Not true in the sense of being factual, but throwing it out there in my attempt to stay relevant, through recycled gossip.
BRING BACK MORNING IN AMERICA!
I was about to add to this thread:
Someone calling you Kristen instead of Kirsten in 4 .. 3 ... 2 ...1 ...
As the husband of a Kirsten, I know their hidden (okay, not so hidden) pain.
Well, Cain might make the debate worth watching. Ok, ok...Obama was born in the US, but he was <i>raised</i> in Kenya.
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&quot;Obama is more of an international&quot;. Christ, they&#039;re down to bragging about their stupidity and insularity. This will be a big seller with the Teabag set.
Howdy there, Kirsten. Don&#039;t take anything from these assholes seriously. I&#039;m the only asshole you should take seriously.
Well, I saw the pic and thought we were getting a new <i>Wonkabout</i> to replace Arielle.
Nice try, but I think the new wonkette only speaks spanglish. Try saying it louder while waving your hands around.
HI!!! ... SNARKSTER!!!!!
Welcome!
(Won&#039;t last a year....)
welcome.
we hope you will stick around for a bit. we have been abandoned so often we are at risk of becoming one of michele bachmann&#039;s foster children.
Oh but you&#039;re forgetting the cheap plastic surgery, and free and easy access to older classes of antibiotics.
Norman Podhoretz?
Yes. Welcome aboard ... America. Pay no attention to the ice strewn on the deck. Your job here at wonkette is to make sure the deck chairs are arranged properly. Also, be sure there are enough lifeboats for our -- ahem -- First Class citizens.
The greater good.
My favorites are sophist pecan tarts with whipped cream. Served by a sophistic tart.
So &quot;Wonk<b>ette</b>&quot; is an appropriate name again!
Welcome Keer-sten (or Kuhr-sten?). Your opening piece pushed all my buttons in a good way! Best not get too comfortable here though, because Ken is about to ***shut the place down.
***Not true in the sense of being factual, but throwing it out there in my attempt to stay relevant, through recycled gossip.
Wonkette is outsourcing?