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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"With the Old Breed" is what you probably have in mind. (Naturally, I recommend "The Devil's Anvil")

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

McArdle has just done for the First Amendment what Lanza did for the Second.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You got to get up pretty early in the morning, to beat a guy who stays up late.

The Quirk's avatar

What's this about pens and keyboards? This was written in crayon, best guess.

Chris Grrr's avatar

You should've seen their <i>bad</i> suggestions...

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Fun fact: most recent amendment to the constitution was actually passed in the 1790s, though not ratified until 200 years later."

Huh???

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Her idea comes closer to "If only the people in the towers had rushed the airplanes".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Ms. McArdle, You first. MG

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

It must be hard to run, full-stop, with those bazoongas.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Plenty of weirdos, sure .... but eejits like her are rare in this part of the country.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We switched roles with them, on Peleliu. Didn't really work any better, except that we had more guys.

PsycWench's avatar

I was thinking that a slightly stupider idea would be throwing Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder at the shooter, but that is only slightly stupider.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More likely it's just hydrocephalus.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What would be "ineffective" about the guy not having a gun in the first place?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We could equip them with 3-ring binders made of Kevlar and titanium-ceramic plates.

I can only assume that some cretinous freeper or BlightFarter has already made this suggestion, but without the snark.