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You would, but you'd regret it.

She'd call and call and call you until your phone melted.

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There are only 7 Amazon "reviews" of this book. I think Wonkette posters should return the favor and give her lots and lots of stars and nice reviews and, well, the world would just be a much better place.

Why can't we all just get along?

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Hobo beans, I would love to taste those one more time.

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But gaffers tape works too.

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Limeylizzie: <i>I am crying over how much I too miss the old Wonkette format, it was so easy to just scroll down and see what people had to say, none of this irritating hidden replies nonsense. ... </i> I don't care for the threaded replies either. Wasn't that a Usenet news innovation in the 80's? And why the "pages"? Cripes, Wonkette isn't my job; you give up after a while.

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Well, he did rule both, eventually. Constantinople and all, you know. Unless you were talking about Constantine Chlorus, his father, who was a Tetrach of Britain and Gaul. /nerd

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Well, I hope you're satisfied!! You made Megan cry!!! I wouldn't blame her if she never did her funny little "I can lift up my dress THIS high" routine ever again.

Assholes.

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