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Well, they must know the Steps!

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Let's also at some point maybe mention that the OSCE observed the 2010 election. And the 2008 election. And the 2006 election. And the elections in 2002 and 2004.

Why did W hate Amurrkkka so?

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Monitoring is Observing. OSCE is UN. Freedom is Slavery.

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They're the least transparent helicopters too.

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Objectivity.

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Careful with that "purple finger."

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Doctor Kevorkian still making housecalls?

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You know, freakishlywrong, got it right. The dude looks fucking evil. He reminds me of Mr. Zorg from the 5th Element. At least Gary Oldman had to go through the whole make-up artist treatment to look so creepy. That face is the face that fucker shaves every morning...without any help whatsoever.

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...I love the disclaimer at the end where she says "Monitor and observe means to look", she basically just admitted to being a right wing hatchet man! I truly look forward to the day that her sex tape is leaked and the only words I hear on that tape are "yes, daddy give it to me harder" and "I love your huge BLACK c@ck!!!"

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Daimler Benz?

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...you didn't get to vote, but we can have "sexy time"

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I have always thought the solvent in hair spray may cause brain damage, or perhaps the supply at Fox is laced with mild hallucinogens that cause paranoia.

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Instead of dipping their fingers in purple ink, Fox News reporters should be obliged to dip their noses in brown ink after voting.

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...Ukraine and Kazakhstan? Borat seemed to have a great time in Texas

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