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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Without a hint of a sole.

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Bezoar's avatar

I always n mn... wait....

Pj....oh, she's definitely a stooge, not a dupe.

Does anyone know whether you can wash dried red wine out of a keyboard?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Nixon was not impeached. He likely would have been, but he resigned first

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bobbert's avatar

To be fair, the threat of impeachment helped push him out the door.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well the House Judiciary had voted to send articles of impeachment to the floor, and passage was a foregone conclusion. So he was as good as indicted when he resigned.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You are correct, but I don't think that the reverse is true in the case of presidential appointments.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Catching all of the details -- alas, not a consistent strength of mine.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Isn't that cute? She actually believes what Fox News guests say.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Ye gods, there is dumb and then there is dumb...stuff like this should be irrefutable proof that not only should you be kept away from a microphone, you shouldn't be let outside without adult supervision.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Maybe they were all absent that day in law school and also in some sort of coma all through 1998 when the Big Dog was getting impeached."

And was doodling in her notebook when her Merkan Hixtory class went over the year 1974, and thus failed to learn very much about how President Devious Dildo was (almost) inpeached.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Perhaps, but in reference to your analogy I suggest that you maybe possibly go back and review information on the "pocket <i><b>veto</b></i>" again.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yes, but they never got past One L.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's what Mama always said.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

For a slightly higher renewal fee, you can upgrade your membership to "Premium."

With more time and, most importantly, a <i>whole</i> lot more money, some guys have kept on upgrading all the way to "Supreme Dick."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Leggings with no pants = even hotter.

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