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Hutch's avatar

It is something you put wax on, but no, not a floor.

HazooToo's avatar

Raped Ivanka violently. Then convinced her to deny it happened. Their bleeding doesn't bother him.

Rob's avatar

They'll just bring in Andrew Dice Clay for debate prep.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

But if YOU tweeted that to his account, he'd retweet it.

witsended's avatar

That explains everything,one night of rumpy pumpy every 4 years.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Very nice. Very fappable. Here's the thing though. When I want fappage, this would serve very nicely. When I look for reportage I yearn for this...

http://www.nndb.com/people/...

Creepoman's avatar

She'll give him a good Ernsting

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

That is some next level damning with faint praise right there. #soinlovewithyou

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Coffee Spewed on the Keyboard Award of the day

Whale Chowder's avatar

The words "Megyn" and "Brazilian" do promote wood so I'll go with "yeah."

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Ohio is a place that causes Karl Rove to lose his shit...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"All right, Ms. Kelly, very nice. Now, read the 2nd Amendment to me...read it real slow"

theCryptofishist's avatar

How often does that happen?

theCryptofishist's avatar

I wonder if the 24-page booklet is still available.