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It is something you put wax on, but no, not a floor.

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Raped Ivanka violently. Then convinced her to deny it happened. Their bleeding doesn't bother him.

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They'll just bring in Andrew Dice Clay for debate prep.

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But if YOU tweeted that to his account, he'd retweet it.

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That explains everything,one night of rumpy pumpy every 4 years.

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Very nice. Very fappable. Here's the thing though. When I want fappage, this would serve very nicely. When I look for reportage I yearn for this...

http://www.nndb.com/people/...

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She'll give him a good Ernsting

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That is some next level damning with faint praise right there. #soinlovewithyou

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He's actually electable?

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Coffee Spewed on the Keyboard Award of the day

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The words "Megyn" and "Brazilian" do promote wood so I'll go with "yeah."

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Ohio is a place that causes Karl Rove to lose his shit...

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"All right, Ms. Kelly, very nice. Now, read the 2nd Amendment to me...read it real slow"

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How often does that happen?

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I wonder if the 24-page booklet is still available.

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