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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

can't call him "senor" if he can't eat jalapenos without coughing or chili without falling asleep. and TX bbq WITH SAUCE? GTFO!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Every time I think about how I could have made money to avoid taking out student loans by doing pageants* I think about the women of fox. They typify the brainless blond, even though many of them have advanced education.

Yes, it took me 30 years to pay off the student loans, but I still have some dignity. I became an actor at one point, so not much, but a little.

* There are some fine upstanding ladies who used pageant money to pay for college. My sophomore room mate was the Harvard IL, Milk Queen of 1978 and Miss Harvester 1979. That shit was a semesters worth of tuition.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Eew - with sauce? WTF?

I think he goes face down into his plate at the end of every meal.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I can't stand the sight or sound of him. He personifies flop-sweat.

Gives me the willies - and not the right kind.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

All time favorite such as wherefore clip

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I don't mind if he gets to be a martyr, it's just that it's taking too long.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Sadly, we live in a country where neither ignoring the likes of Alex Jones, nor dragging him into the sunlight will make him go away. Our populace is more stupid and vicious than not.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Megyn's a dumb fucking attention whore who was put up on a stage by Roger Ailes and now can't stand the thought of losing the spotlight.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Adding only 2 people willing to pay money to this lowlife bastard to keep his show going is 2 too many. If it's for 1 week, 1 month, or 1 year, it's too many and too long.

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PincheMacha's avatar

First, M. Kelly is guaranteed to end up on the side of evil, regardless of any momentary straying into decency. She is motivated solely by self-interest, and the forces of evil ALWAYS pay more than the forces of good. Second, you just KNOW that the Internet uproar is 100% responsible for the hasty recutting of this interview into its "tough" form. So ... yay, Internet rage. Honest now, do you think the Sandy Hook parent was included in the original version?

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PincheMacha's avatar

Yeah, just the few minutes of him I saw in the '90s in "Waking Life" left me thoroughly creeped out.

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PincheMacha's avatar

and if it's not clear, I do agree with Robyn that this looks like straying into decency

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Bezoar's avatar

I'll bet this will all be found to result from lead poisoning. We breathed all that leaded gasoline exhaust and it made us stupid.

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Miss Dill's avatar

Thank you Robyn!

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Mr. White's avatar

Very well said.

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