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Apparently if you paint your dingus to look like a mic, she can't stop herself from freestyling into it.

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You can't make me watch Fox. Even in a clip.

Ed: Suddenly glad you mastered the whole no-auto-play thing

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...she should have dropped her mic and walked off stage!

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...one could only wish!

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...thank god it wasn't a Jay-Z verse! We already went through enough of that conspiracy crap with his trip to Cuba.

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...<strike>mic</strike> <strike>top</strike> <strike>skirt</strike> <strong>panties</strong>

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<strike>mic</strike> <strike>top</strike> <strike>skirt</strike> <strike>panties</strike> pretense

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...nah, Juan Williams is more of a butt-plug than a dildo.

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She does know gibberish.

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She's so pretty.

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Tookas is the Sindarin spelling.

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