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I've noticed that myself - happens to me ALL THE BLOODY TIME. It's all I can do to nod and smile - the alternative seems likely to garner the attention of chaps in uniform, and I am allergic to paperwork.

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I dunno about Preznidental, but he'd make a perfectly good red state senator.

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I had a bumper sticker on my car that said, "Civil Rights. Don't Leave Home Without Them." In the customer service line at a hardware store, the guy behind me praises me for the bumper sticker and then starts in on the current occupant of the Black House. I went home and took it off. It was attracting the wrong kind of people.

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Me either, but Natasha was HAWT!

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Well played!

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Herr Trump was stomped by Punchable Face in Wisconsin tonight, just one day after Trump put Melania behind the podium, and proved to his rabid base that his immigrant wife has quite the little ferrin' accent.Coincidence?

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Two words: Sheldon Cooper.

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She is dead in her eyes. It's what happens after having to have sex with the short fingered vulgarian.(and lots of Xanax)

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Tramp stopped being a local plague a very long time ago. I don't think he even comes into the city all that often anymore. I suspect that he spends most of his time in either Fla. or the West Coast now. I think that being near BDB annoys him too much.

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And we live a life of ease. Every one of us has all we need.

Just watch out for the Sea of Holes.

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The Bidenator does have Trump down to a't'. I just took a long road to get to a 'another hole in the head' joke(?). :-)

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Back to the trophy display cabinet with you, Missy.

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Sarah doesn't have Trumpesque twitter skillz. She (or someone) usually links to her Faceplace skreeds, which I rarely bother to read.

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Trump has a big retweeting finger. Believe him, there is no problem.

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Based on what I've heard from women who are into gaming, Trump is basically the standard dude involved in those things. At least he has money.

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Trump can't even tell Trump Trump from Parody Trump...

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