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Grokenstein's avatar

Maybe one day she'll snap when his claw reaches for a handful of ass and wallop him across the face. On camera. I'd replay that constantly in slo-mo just to watch his jowls flap as he recoils.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Lily412's avatar

Yeah. And frankly, I don't give a shit if people marry for money. As long as the other party understands the deal, let people do whatever they want. I'm willing to bet lots of people get married for the financial benefits and just don't say that.

Internet Hitler's avatar

DATELINE: Italy

Deplaning in Rome and she still refuses to touch his tiny grabby hand.

Lamashtar's avatar

While I understand protecting sex workers and strippers, the fashion model industry was never as removed as we like to pretend. The articles on Trump's connection with them and the abuse of women are shocking in how LITTLE money models made if they were NOT among the big stars. I don't believe Melania ever fell among the "doesn't need a patron" supermodels.

http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

EDIT: forgot a "not"

Kip TW's avatar

Wait. Waaaaaaaiit a minute here. I can't search 440 comments to find out, so maybe someone can tell me: Did the rabbit put its hand on its heart?

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Too small a target for a mere punch. Something like a 2x4 might be better.

Laffing Crow's avatar

Later that night-

“Don't like your hand slapped?"

“Well, guess what? New rules. I have watched your fugly, jelly-donut of an ass 'Jabba' down the red carpet in front of me for the last time. Maybe you didn't realize that the Saudi 'rules' for visiting western women, were no change for me? Except for the white robes and glowing orb (that I wasn't allowed to touch), there wasn't much difference!

First Lady here now- telling you, Mr. 'Center of Your Own Fucked Up Tiny Universe' that even YOU have got to give some respect, if you want to get some! This is your noticethat outside of Saudi Arabia, you aren't getting away with this shit anymore. Better straighten up numbnuts, or Ima keep smackin' ya.”

redblack's avatar

indeed. lots of people get married for lots of wrong reasons.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bobo Brazil's avatar

All I know is, if I tried pole dancing, it would be a crime against nature, might possibly break the Seventh Seal, and bring on the Apocalypse.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

You ripped the words right out of my keyboard.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

My favorite is still the moment the Slovenian knows more about USA patriotic etiquette than her shit-fer-brains hubby, and has to remind him with a whack.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

There are probably nights when she thinks maybe she should have married blond Slovenian plowboy with rock hard abs and other things.

nick kelly's avatar

Melania has had her TV SNL channel blocked after a Trump spy, a crone housekeeper called Ms. Denvers, caught M and her personal maid laughing at a Trump impersonator.

She was also savagely tongue lashed when asking about American culinary habits: "Does anyone cook goose in this country?"

nick kelly's avatar

And don't forget Mr.T running over to meet them while Mel was still on the other side of the car- a class act!