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Dok, I resent that statement: I am a VERY CLEAN fuckaduck!

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Zil or muerto!

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"Brah! RNC, brah! Yeaaaahhhhhhh."

I guess he's just trying to bring that frat boy vibe to the on-line part of the convention.

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I just hope she addresses the audience as 'Dah-links....'

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Melon, the practically plagiarism free extended remix? sounds delightful.

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Sorry! :/

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They're just, to a man, the saddest freakin' family, and it's all their own greedy, narcissistic, power-grubbing doing. It's one of those times you want to gather your kids up, Little House on the Prairie style in front of a roaring fire with a tender instrumental soundtrack, and tell them how lucky we are that, even though we don't have much money, at least we have each other.

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An Xtian marriage is a sacred union between a natural born male, a natural born woman and a Hot Pool Boy.

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Is she back on the air? I remember being bummed when they took her off.

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I'll be doing a bit of home dentistry on a molar of mine, nothing really wrong with it, I just need to practice. Drill-n-fill...drill-n-fill

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Having to promise that you won't copy someone else's speech like last time is an inauspicious beginning to an attempt to make this woman relatable and popular.

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One getting blown off the Mackinac Straits bridge kind of hurt sales over here.

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Bring it, asshole.

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My mom didn't go past high-school (typical for an Indian woman of her generation), but she speaks at least two languages fluently, and is conversant in at least two more. Ironically, despite her having lived in the US for over forty years, English is one of her weaker languages.

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