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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Dok, I resent that statement: I am a VERY CLEAN fuckaduck!

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Zil or muerto!

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carovee's avatar

"Brah! RNC, brah! Yeaaaahhhhhhh."

I guess he's just trying to bring that frat boy vibe to the on-line part of the convention.

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Douglas White's avatar

I just hope she addresses the audience as 'Dah-links....'

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Melon, the practically plagiarism free extended remix? sounds delightful.

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Garbageman's avatar

Sorry! :/

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LadyWoman's avatar

They're just, to a man, the saddest freakin' family, and it's all their own greedy, narcissistic, power-grubbing doing. It's one of those times you want to gather your kids up, Little House on the Prairie style in front of a roaring fire with a tender instrumental soundtrack, and tell them how lucky we are that, even though we don't have much money, at least we have each other.

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Charles Wolf's avatar

An Xtian marriage is a sacred union between a natural born male, a natural born woman and a Hot Pool Boy.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Is she back on the air? I remember being bummed when they took her off.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I'll be doing a bit of home dentistry on a molar of mine, nothing really wrong with it, I just need to practice. Drill-n-fill...drill-n-fill

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brandodell's avatar

Having to promise that you won't copy someone else's speech like last time is an inauspicious beginning to an attempt to make this woman relatable and popular.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

One getting blown off the Mackinac Straits bridge kind of hurt sales over here.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Bring it, asshole.

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SterWonk's avatar

My mom didn't go past high-school (typical for an Indian woman of her generation), but she speaks at least two languages fluently, and is conversant in at least two more. Ironically, despite her having lived in the US for over forty years, English is one of her weaker languages.

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