Melody Barnes Explains Obama's Innovative Mandatory Euthanasia Panels For Citizens Past Age Of Reproduction

Look, it's the adorable newlywed Melody Barnes discussing with a straight(ish) face the REAL TRUTH behind the much-ballyhooed Panel of Experts who will advise you on the best methods for saving the State the cost of supporting your elderly carcass once you no longer serve as an effective food or work source. Apparently the so-called health care "reformers" just want you to be able to access information about getting a living will. Occam's razor here, folks! What's more believable: that Obama wants to encourage people to communicate more with their doctors, or that this Barnes character is just some alien android created expressly for eugenics propaganda purposes? [ Health Insurance Reform Reality Check ]