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Did you get better?

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DAMMIT I MISS ALL THE FUNZ.

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What a rare breed indeed - a liebrul with a repubelicking werk ethick

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Not when you've done all the work, hell no!

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I saw, and thank you! you should be getting a thank you note from me in about 100 months.

that $61 is BIZARRE, considering the whole thing is $2-25. I am going to take out the "excerpt" part on iCopyright. it is the internet, of COURSE you can excerpt anything you want, that is how internet works!

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That's a lot of keyboard clickety-clackety. I run the risk of carpal-tunnel syndrome!

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Mmmm, yes, yes, YES YES GO ON YES YES YES

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And?

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Not to mention his hand.

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OKAY SOMEONE MUST MAKE THIS NOW.

I COMMAND IT.

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2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly

dividing the word of truth.

Proverbs 6:16-1916 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Deuteronomy 10:18 18 He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving

him food and raiment.

Psalm 8:22 Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies,

that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger.

Matthew 12:36,3736 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof

in the day of judgment.37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

Matthew 25:4040 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done

it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Matthew 1:77 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

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Whether one believes or not, having a working knowledge of the bible is not only good for one's cultural literacy, it makes EXCELLENT fodder for battles like this. It's amazing just how much of that book is suited to shutting fools up.

ETA: As a public service, here is a link folks here might like to have:

https://www.biblegateway.com/

If you see a bible verse being used in an argument, that is an excellent site for a quick lookup. Just plug in the reference, i.e. "2 Timothy 2:15" and hit search. It even gives you the option to look up verses in different translations. Great resource for when fundies are trying to look good by tossing numbers around.

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(giggles)

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All the feels for the Nine Inch Nails Get Down Make Love ref!

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You sound like you need to take a dick real bad. Try it before you knock it.

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Um, your point?

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